Happy Sunday my beautiful mutuals β€οΈ
My Sunday mood: I planned To go to church, and to conquer the world.
But I Actually conquered: A full pack of biscuits and full bowl of eba πthis morning without going to church
Mutuals what are you doing today ?
BREAKING NEWS !!!
ONE Man don vex say after training all his children to become successful, he notice non of the children dey call am from abroad to check on am.
Any time Dem wan buy something if Dem buy their father wrist watch Dem go buy mother car.
Now three of the children from different country abroad . U.S, U.K and Ireland dey do well for each of the country and the two daughters don carry their mother go for Omugwor even the Son carry the mother also for Omugwor but non of them carry their father because Dem say he need to stay and monitor him building materials business.
Now he don vex sell one of him property worth #500 Million say he no keep property for him children again because dem no send am. So the mother and children dey vex with am say why he go sell property weh he don already keep for him children. He say he need to enjoy himself before him die.
Now he say if he finish with this money he go sell another one.
The children dey vex with their father and father dey vex with children.
Men, how you see this matter. Wetin the papa do good?
"She may not have won a Grammy, but she won my heart" β Veteran actor Chiwetalu Agu praises Yemi Alade for wearing a traditional outfit to the Grammys.
π¨ Cristiano Ronaldo: βI am the best player ever, I believe thatβ.
βI'm fast, I'm strong, [I score] with my header, with the left, no one has ever been more complete than meβ.
@Naija_PR I once had a fight w a senior cousin of mine cause he attempted to cheat on his Gf that we all know & has been too nice to us. When they asked us what happened.. Baba could not talk, he just walked out and called me a betrayer.π There are married now with 3 kids.π
WE COULD GO BANDZ FOR BANDZ
FUCK THAT
I CAN GO PLANK FOR PLANK. π
WIPE THAT MAN FOR HIM OGO
WITH KATAKPO
I NO DEY WALK ALONE LIKE GAKPO
BIG BOY, OMO FRONT FROW
RUTHELESS!! PAROLE BE LIKE SAY I SIGN FOR DEATH ROW.