Rube Quijote Goldberg

Sexist

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My life is clubstep but I play it like stereo madness

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@BsocksChamber @CERN

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Hype for the new girl reunion

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When are they going to make another fred movie

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Studying the constellations

[uncle sillycatmachine 2 @SILLYC4TMACHINE]

New spiderman does a lot of good things (especially in emulating Comic-ness) but lowkey writing was ass. Lotsa plot holes and lack of emotional continuity throughtout

[JOE @LeBron_Eames]

I’ve decided to get in the best shape of my life in order to beat the fuck out of Jonah Hill

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Vanilla protein latte

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I was forced to post my girlfriend for national girlfriend day

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Girls just want to have fun

[Shams Charania @shamscharrniaa]

Who’s up and horny?

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@BsocksChamber

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Some guy liked my Marty robbins shirt so much he took a picture of it to send to his wife

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I dreamt I was an architect

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@JohnCox2324 Roberta did this to me last time we got froyo

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@BsocksChamber

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@BsocksChamber hope the surgery goes well

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@SILLYC4TMACHINE What’s your favorite song

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Chicken filet

[Astro 💫 @bldstarr]

In Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man 2, there was a scene where Peter gets fired from a job and Aunt May gives him her last $20 as a birthday gift. To me that was a Peter Parker that hit rock bottom

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If you had to be racist towards one ethnic group what would it be