Michael Rubin

Silky Smooth Rhyming Cat

[JB @chillinathecrib]

@brokeurtooth Staring back at you like this.

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

@LoseMoneyLarry1 Love this

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

@MindTosi Should be second-nature when using a squirt bottle, but if u have the little packets you are just trying to get that chup out.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This Restaurant Just Knocked My Dick Off

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

@NoProfanityZone

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

@ferdalockss 2ez

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

@NoProfanityZone Zip it dickweed, my tweets are on my burner.

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

Since when did Rui Hachimuara become good?

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

@ferdalockss Why are u guys giving out such ferda locks?

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

👀👀

[Ferda Locks @ferdalockss]

Tell your bookie we apologize

2-0 sweep on the night

Undefeated in our last 11

🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

@ferdalockss 🔥🔥🔥

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

These kids got something cookin 👨‍🍳

[Ferda Locks @ferdalockss]

Let’s start the week off with a little mid-day CBB action:

GCU +1.5

Preheat the oven to 375 and bake for 45 minutes or until a golden crust rises and begins to flake.

Broncos Country.

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

Roll Hens

[gromæ @ChrisGrome14]

I’m so thankful for the unforgettable memories, friends and opportunities RPI has brought me throughout the years. That being said, I’m very excited to announce I’ll be continuing my academic and athletic career to play DI baseball at the University of Delaware! #BlueHens #UDbase

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

If you don’t put your blinker for a right turn while somebody is at a stopped turn, I hate you.

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

@chillinathecrib Solid meme

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

@MindTosi Convenience.

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

@MindTosi Definitely a difference, but I’m referring more to the clems ability to peel as a texture/material. I think the peel comes down to the person tho, only can expect the single peel from grizzled vets.

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

A clementine that peels easily: top 5.

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

@MindTosi This is really bad

[Michael Rubin @Rubin5Rubin]

@MindTosi How are ya 😂