Alex ♏🦂🍂

Used to call you a crook, called you a bandit.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Erling Braut Haaland.

[Alex ♏🦂🍂 @Rubio_Alex1]

my goat Haaland 🥰

[Alex ♏🦂🍂 @Rubio_Alex1]

Vozinha might actually be the goat 😭

[Alex ♏🦂🍂 @Rubio_Alex1]

My favorite English teacher 💀

[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝔉𝔬𝔬 @we1tgeist]

Mexican dude really into American novels with the username Ernesto Hemingüey

[Alex ♏🦂🍂 @Rubio_Alex1]

@OstensiblyMario us when 🙈

[Blitz 🐧 @MechaGoddess]

Used to have people telling you that their favorite anime was “Cory in the House” a few years back. Now you have to take people seriously when they say Solo Leveling instead

[Alex ♏🦂🍂 @Rubio_Alex1]

@OstensiblyMario Buddy made a peak decision

[Alex ♏🦂🍂 @Rubio_Alex1]

@OstensiblyMario Not putting K.L.S in is an atrocity

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mitski teases that her new album will be released this Winter.

[Callum @AkkadSecretary]

You could be stumbling through the deepest depths of hell

And still find a British tourist just hanging out

[luke @LukeFranklin71]

“Trump was supposed to give an announcement at 2 where is he?”
The White House staff trying to revive him backstage:

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Just went through the Chick fil a drive thru and then ate it in the parking lot and then went back after I was finished eating to get a milkshake

[luca @lucam8a]

leaving the movie theater and checking the tl

[Taurine Wizard🇻🇪🫈 @Lacrimae_Mundi]

OK, so now we know how an elephant would wear pants.

[CHILLING!! With Archie. @archiecwa]

What the Astronomer CEO and HR lady’s affair looked like before Coldplay outed them

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Did not expect the Rizzler to be a communist

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

the lion doesn't concern himself with credit card debt

[theo loves ralsei @theogreenbear]

this was hard

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

Nobody:

System of a Down Songs: