Rubert “Tubes" Barrett

not really here. 💖💜💙 she/her

[Rubert “Tubes" Barrett @RubyBarretWrite]

surprise, chicken nuggets! it's cover + release date reveal time! The Match Faker is:

*available preorder now: https://t.co/IPpobgtQt5
*out in ebook and print 11.15.24
*the prettiest book on earth thanks to Sam at Ink & Laurel

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth nightclub

[Bennett @Bennett_F7]

The only banner that matters

[💖 @twaniimals]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[yammi @sighyam]

a second Moo Deng snot bubble video has hit the internet

[Jokien With Tolkien @JokienWTolkien]

WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL? WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN OUR ENEMIES CLOSED IN AROUND US?

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN!

NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN!

TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA!

STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

[niccagefan (6’8”) @bris_kit]

no they wouldn’t. they’d be like “tabarnak man c’est un fucking gros lézard câlice”

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[Erik Baker @erikmbaker]

Yeah I'll be real that's basically what I assumed it was up to

[Shekhar Dutt @DuttShekhar]

Oh wowww… hear the crowd erupt 🤯

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

It was called PRETTY WOMAN not INTERESTING MAN!!!

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

SAMWISE THE BRAVE DID NOT GO WITH FRODO INTO THE VERY FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM TO BE REFERRED TO AS "BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS"

[Nerbit @Nerbit_13098]

Our annual tradition of sacrificing billionaires to appease Poseidon is going well I see