LeighCarrie

wanderer, non breeder, conch eater, and 3 am random thought tweeter.

[LeighCarrie @RubyBottoms]

I'd eat my feelings but I don't want to starve to death.

[LeighCarrie @RubyBottoms]

Queer Eye except Karomo and the Polish guy are naked at my house, I’m smoking a cigar, they really need rent money and wait is this a porn? What’s on that mirror? I’m a photographer.

I’m so sorry

[LeighCarrie @RubyBottoms]

I’m not a dr but I feel like my friend may be depressed. 😂

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

im a bitch / im a lover
im a stepdad / hey there slugger

[LeighCarrie @RubyBottoms]

I may take that stimulus money and invest it in Chaturbate. We’re going to need it a lot more than Amazon soon.

[dread pirate rebecca @mllebeckyrose]

When I was young I thought by forties I would be settled but oh the rage, the rage I did not account for.

[eric10F @Eric10F]

Due to lack of manscaping, my “happy trail” has become so thick, three travelers died of dysentary in it.

[LeighCarrie @RubyBottoms]

@Eric10F 🤣😆 But you better vote for Bernie cause i know where you live and I’ll straight cut a bitch and talk about heath care while I watch you bleed out.

[eric10F @Eric10F]

Drowning your sorrows only works until they learn to swim...

[LeighCarrie @RubyBottoms]

@AFSMGNM I’m having real reaction here. Is this why women used to have fainting couches?

[LeighCarrie @RubyBottoms]

If a woman is physically healthy you can learn all you need to know by how many hospital socks they own. I have 14. They never check the sock drawer.

[LeighCarrie @RubyBottoms]

@PretzelNY It’s not great but it’s not the worst.

[LeighCarrie @RubyBottoms]

Friend texted saying “I’m so sorry I forgot about you” and come on dude, that’s what my parents said when they left me at Disney World why do you have to get me right where I’m so sensitive!

[mark normand @marknorm]

The porn award nominations came out and the labia minoras are very unrepresented, also the clit was overlooked again.

[LeighCarrie @RubyBottoms]

My dr told me people aren’t supposed to cry every day. Like ok bro, people aren’t supposed to wear pleated slacks either so I question your judgement.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Men are too emotional to be president.