Ruby

Growing fruit, veg, and a sense of balance. I’m more fun than that sounds

[Ruby @RubyIsGrowing]

Mine is marrying the wrong man, watching The Sound Of Music’s Something Good gazebo scene, and knowing it ain’t “something good”

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Our brains predict the outcomes of our actions based on what we've already experienced, not what is most likely to be true.

Leaving us with a less accurate view of the world and shaping our realities into what we already expect/believe.

[A Hot Place. @psychonegraut]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but take that “lol” out the end of that message and send it as is.

You said what tf you said. It’s not a laughing matter. Don’t soften to save feelings.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://t.co/f2vKiICwSf

[Ruby @RubyIsGrowing]

@redbaron_wolf @JennyJinya @Origamigryphon She’s so pretty ❤️

[Ruby @RubyIsGrowing]

@JennyJinya My little Stell, who has brought me nothing but good luck ❤️

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Little Mix surprise one of their biggest fans by dumping 1,000 broken fax machines on her front lawn

[lib @ChezzasSoldierX]

Everyone told me my years stalking Girls Aloud wouldn’t leave me with anything in life but here I am, without the subtitles on, understanding Nadine Coyle perfectly while the rest of the Nation struggles

[Ruby @RubyIsGrowing]

I just donated a special premature nappy to a UK hospital by tweeting #PampersForPreemies - show your support and do the same! 👶

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Say it aint so,
I will not go,
turn the lights off

[HASHDAD @hashdad_]

My son wanted to show me his abc’s so it was only right that I rocked out with him.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

A carton by Roz Chast.

[MaxineFeliceShaw @Auntyfolks]

3-months into the relationship:

[Ruby @RubyIsGrowing]

My cat does exactly this, and people are like “wow you kiss your cat a lot” HE ASKS FOR IT

[justin @farringt0n]

my chemical romance are back together but my chemical imbalance never left

[GNCordova @GNCordova]

I just learned that the full Oscar Wilde quote about imitation is "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness." That last part... it matters.