Ruby Lane

Once dared to eat a peach.

[Ian Power @IHPower]

Sorry I said “it’s probably burning him” as your baby cried during his christening.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

This wine tastes like I don’t even have 4 kids & a husband waiting for me to make dinner.

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@kaL12578 Life After Life.

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@frenziedandfine

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

If the line, “Everyone in the 313, put your motherf*cking hands up,” doesn’t resonate I don’t even want to know you. #areacodedrama

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

Nope. Gun toting rape apologists are our focus. #notafan

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@KikiAdine

[Champagne Gang @beachboo7]

Dogs are not disposable items.

Sincerely,

A rescue dog mom.

Team Major 💙🐶

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@Elizabe94581886

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@Elizabe04834268

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Apparently America can put a man on the moon but Texas can't keep the lights on. Houston, we have a problem.

[Not the Nanny @not_thenanny]

I drive a minivan and sometimes wear a fanny pack, so don’t worry about my side part.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I’ve seen more clarity in a mud puddle.

[Freudian Nip Slip @Blonde_cha_cha]

Nope. Not tonight Twitter with your weird Disney princesses and sideways cowgirls.

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@missrachelww Schadenfreude.

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@KikiAdine @CTurlington @everymomcounts @EllenPompeo It thinks it has “fans?”

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@CTurlington made it her life’s work to bring this, and other issues surrounding this country’s appalling maternal death rate, to light 20 years ago when founding @everymomcounts. Great nonprofit and great work. @EllenPompeo is always a lady you want on your side.

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

https://t.co/cvdHapI6sH #DrPompeo

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@gunna_brooklyn Could be anyone’s.

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@KikiAdine @CTurlington @everymomcounts @EllenPompeo The self importance!

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@KikiAdine @CTurlington @everymomcounts @EllenPompeo Who the hell are you?

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@gunna_brooklyn No. Where there is life, there is hope.

[Ruby Lane @RubyLane99]

@PregnancyMag Yes. But, must you advertise it? Literally?