Ruby Soho

Has grand delusions of being a writer and permanent writers block

[Ruby Soho @RubySohoWrites]

@SAS I was coming to post how your flights are ridiculous, your staff are useless and you're a joke but it appears all your other passengers have beat me to it. Thanks for doing nothing when we were stranded due to your incompetence!

[Ruby Soho @RubySohoWrites]

@JaneFallon @depoezenboot We were there with you, he was adorable but I want to take Beyaz home

[Ruby Soho @RubySohoWrites]

@megabusuk I have lost a pin badge on your bus from Leeds to Newcastle today, I have logged it on missingx but wondering if there was any other way to check if it is found

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Good morning everyone. You are all a wonderful gift to humanity and the cosmos and never let any cunt tell you different.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I love how music can take you to another place. This pub is playing Ed Sheeran, so I’m going to another pub.

[Ruby Soho @RubySohoWrites]

Me on placement lately

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Rishi Sunak is off to see the King; unclear if it’s to be appointed Prime Minister or if Charles would like to borrow some money

[Less Than Jake @LessThanJake]

Happy 22nd birthday to this one! Whats your favorite song?

[Ruby Soho @RubySohoWrites]

@secretsvsrumors Happy Birthday x

[Camille Corbett @TheWittyGirl]

Being bisexual really helped me realize how different men and women view me. For example, women find my face to be my most attractive feature, but men prefer my lack of self confidence.

[Ruby Soho @RubySohoWrites]

@Carly_Dee_ I also hate "I'm not being funny but..." well you blatantly are or you wouldn't need to say it

[Ruby Soho @RubySohoWrites]

@LeeZombie Oh how times have changed

[Ruby Soho @RubySohoWrites]

@LeeZombie they're too busy telling you they're vegan to suck cock in the first place

[𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚊 @___omj]

I just wanna watch horror movies and take naps

[Ruby Soho @RubySohoWrites]

@MHarrisonLord Hope you're feeling better soon x

[Ruby Soho @RubySohoWrites]

Does anyone want 2 Less than Jake tickets for tonight??? Free to a good home. Happy to pass them on to friends of friends too. Just don't want them to go to waste.

[Ruby Soho @RubySohoWrites]

But can you just be whelmed?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A reminder that 'ruthful' - 'compassionate' - exists alongside 'ruthless'. We can be feckful as well as feckless, and placable, wieldy, ept, couth, kempt, ruly, sipid, and full of 'gorm' (care and attention). Let's bring back the lost positives.

[Ruby Soho @RubySohoWrites]

@GingerWildheart Tickets bought ❤️

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

"Is Wordle getting harder?" is a funny way to pronounce "I don't know the word 'tacit'"