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[Tom Ballard @TomCBallard]

Independent inquiry into this tweet please

[Luke heggie @lukeheggie]

RIP Kenny Rogers. Gone too soon. I have the gambler on vinyl, making this harder for me than for any of you. Check out @TheNickCody and my new podcast Mid flight brawl.

[Mike Goldstein @MikeGStein]

Self-isolating, quarantined, or social distancing? Listen to @capperflapper and mine's dumb pod. Comedians swap phones, dive into what they find, and run rampant on each other's socials. Very funny and always free: https://t.co/sLGTE9LaOv

[Nick Capper @capperflapper]

My comedy special "Pork Palace" is out now. It's only $7.99!
Get it here: https://t.co/4BenlufA00

[Luka Muller @LukaCMuller]

Remember when Agrum first came out. Huge. Real moment in the sun. Aunties everywhere were off chops. Christmas has never been the same.

[dogbitch @Ruby___Raven]

Congrats to my good mate @MikeGStein for the nomination!!! Well deserved 😘 😘

[dogbitch @Ruby___Raven]

If my 2-3 devoted followers could get along to this I’ll be very grateful. Huge lineup plus surprise guests from TV! Only $20 if you pre-book online, and supporting a great cause @strokefdn

[dogbitch @Ruby___Raven]

The bar at Melbourne airport is playing the Cha Cha Slide...I was so busy criss crossing that I missed my flight

[Dane Simpson @thedanesimpson]

Saw this and it blew me away!!!
#georgeprior #micf
https://t.co/A7TupDHwOo

[dogbitch @Ruby___Raven]

@capperflapper No worries mate

[Nick Capper @capperflapper]

One time I did a comedy festival show with a screaming baby in the audience, a broken air conditioner and some elderly foreign people who didn't laugh.
At least if you went to Fyre Festival you were in the Bahamas

[Mike Goldstein @MikeGStein]

Starting a new business wondering if you can help me out https://t.co/bodYBAWsLl

[Nick Capper @capperflapper]

MELBOURNE. I'm on sale. All of last year's shows sold out including the extra ones so you might want to get in quick. First three shows are bloody cheap. x
https://t.co/wsln8dCTmO

[Jack Druce @Jackdruce]

I like to multitask by meditating while thinking of everyone who has ever wronged me.

[dogbitch @Ruby___Raven]

@capperflapper @animatedtext Could def be arranged

[dogbitch @Ruby___Raven]

@WarrickBurgess Shit I remember you saying this in the cab to the waterfall hike!

[Nick Capper @capperflapper]

If you want to play a practical joke paint a watermelon yellow then put it in the lemon section at a fruit shop. Then when a customer walks in dack them!

[jo @whatsJo]

Dr Mario: you have a tumor

me: two more what