Ruckus

I'm a dog and I like *wait was that a cricket?*

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@BarackObama I'd run for president myself but I misplaced my birth certificate

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@BarackObama investigate the Puppy Bowl for steroids abuse. There is no reason I haven't made the team in the last four years

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@BarackObama ensure that dog food continues to contain Kentucky Derby losers. I need that protein.

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@BarackObama end the ban on public pooping. If I wanted to keep my shit around, I wouldn't leave it in random yards without directions home

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@BarackObama tell the Cleveland Browns that calling their fans the "Dawg pound" is racist

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@BarackObama pursue the death penalty on all who only pretend to throw the ball while playing catch

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Lower tariffs with China, summer is coming up and I want my wardrobe of adorable sailor outfits to be as cheap as possible

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@BarackObama jut watched the State of The Union and I have a few suggestions.

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When does this baby Jesus fellow leave? I don't appreciate him usurping my baby status

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My one dog performance of Othello has been cancelled. Apparently people take offense to Black Lab Face

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Watching football. Don't know why humans try so hard to catch the ball. Don't they know that their masters will pick up the ball for them.

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@Kdawgwithablog what about #KdawgBringsBackCheeseCake ?

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Mama always said that life is like a box of chocolates. Because it could fucking kill me #dogprobz

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I pooped, Christmas/dinner came early

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Kyla keeps making me wake up and do jumping jacks at 3am, who knew pledging Delta Omega Gamma would be so hard?

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I've never been arrested for public urination #livingontheedge #dogprivilige

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My name is Ruckus and I have a problem. Her name Kyla and today she told she hopes they cancel @Oprah

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Happy birthday to @alexnotandrew my favorite human not named mom or @Oprah

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I had a vivid dream about me & @Disney They made me dance naked for a bunch of Asian business men. I woke up with $500 in my bank account.

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Yo @espn make this game interesting