George Ruddick

came third in year 9 sports day 200m race

[Chris Deeley @ThatChris1209]

England went 1-0 up and Southgate’s waistcoat started calling to Tuchel like the Green Goblin mask

[Nicholas 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ncarowland]

For the Hand of God. For Simeone's cheating. For Gazza's miss. For 2002. For Ronaldo's wink. For the goal that never was. For Iceland. For "he should have squared it". For Chiellini on Saka. For Croatia, Italy, France, Spain

[Sutton United @suttonunited]

Thoughts and prayers currently with the Scotland fans who have been knocked out for a fourth time this tournament

[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

Group stage is the best stage. The tournament is young, summer is young. You’re inundated with an endless marathon of games. All the teams, including yours, are in so anything can happen. Once you get to the quarters you’re reminded that it will all be over soon and you’ll die

[Lesbian Columbo @Socktopus]

There's a sort of dorian gray situation going on where the kitten inherits all of starmers stress so starmer can look calm and normal

[Jake. @YedIin]

dance now @pulisic

[It's Just N̶o̶t̶ Cricket @justnotcrkpod]

Lot of people making a big deal of staying up for the football last night.

Most of you haven't experienced the pain and misery of waking up or staying up during the winter to watch Ashes humiliation after humiliation. Tuning in bleary eyed at 3am to see England are 34-4. Horror.

[Lee Hinton @LeeAHinton95]

Sad to report that I am once again fully sucked in by a BBC tournament montage… incredible.

[L @Iewdawg]

every 3AM world cup game

[Y @tinscognito__]

No one’s an atheist at 3.58am watching England play in injury time at the World Cup in the knockouts

[Jack @WorkTheSpace]

Pretty sure neutrals are loving this, but it's bloody awful to watch as an England fan at 3am.

[Tom @th_av25]

“Keep the noise down later I’ve got work early”

First tackle:

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

I’ve read Plato’s Republic several times, and some commentaries on it (yes Bloom too). I’ve also read Tolstoy’s Anna Karenina several times - and truth be told I got more out of that.

It could be a temperament thing. But a novelist who shows human beings goes further for me than someone who talks about them in some theory.

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Hard to describe how exciting this moment was

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

Extraordinary but so predictable

[Bobby Fucking Weaver @im7below]

Commit to the Bit!

[Ben Obese-Jecty MP @BenObeseJecty]

As a doner kebab connoisseur it’s a relief to find out that it’s goat to be honest.

[Tom Hadley FPL @FPL_TomHadley]

As someone that is working until 10pm on Sunday…

That announcement is the worst news possible