𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱

"If you don't WANT to fight..." (Read Pinned)

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

"...I'll have to make you."

- Independent portrayal of Red, an OC created by Taxiderby.

- No affiliation with Taxiderby in any way, this is for fun.

- More info below.

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* I wouldn’t punch you, so 1.

* But I would smack yours back.

* I think that’s only fair, right???

[「𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿‘𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻.」 @InbornMalice]

ᅠ

* Hey, Eddie.

* From a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to punch me if I slapped your butt now from this position?

ᅠ

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* …

* [And she lunged at him, pinning him to the floor…]

* [Before proceeding to pepper his face with kisses.]

[「𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿‘𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻.」 @InbornMalice]

ᅠ

* You wouldn‘t dare.

* By which I mean.

* (You sit, then lie on the floor.)

* (Waving your hands towards yourself as if non-verbally saying „Do it if you got the balls to.“.)

ᅠ

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* …Not if I pin you to the ground first.

* Yeah, definitely.

[「𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿‘𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻.」 @InbornMalice]

ᅠ

* (God, I could listen to that sweet cackling all day.)

* Fuck.

* (Your expression remains unchanged. Your rizz, shattered.)

* Oh, we‘ll see how far this card will bring you the second I pin you on the floor.

* Yeah.

ᅠ

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* …Hehehe.

* Hahahaha!!

* [She then pulled out… wait.]

* [It’s an Uno reverse card!]

* Did you think I forgot?

* I’m not falling for that “Manual” stuff twice!!

[「𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿‘𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻.」 @InbornMalice]

ᅠ

* (Don‘t say it.)

* Eddie.

* (You‘re going to ruin the romantic atmosphe—)

* You are now blinking manually.

ᅠ

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* Hey, if you wanted some, you could’ve just said.

* [She offered the cinnamon bun to him.]

[「𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿‘𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻.」 @InbornMalice]

ᅠ

* Heeeeeey.

* (You put one hand on her forehead, tilting her backwards to the point of making her lean on you — leaving her in the perfect range nuzzle your nose against hers.)

* Whaddup, dork.

* (You cease the nuzzles.)

* I have come to inspect your cinnamon. May I?

ᅠ

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* Whaaaaaa??

* [She stopped eating the cinnamon bun, turning to look over.]

[「𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿‘𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻.」 @InbornMalice]

ᅠ

* (You extend the nibbling line by nibbling on her neck from behind, hands around her waist.)

* (… Tastes like girlfriend-material.)

ᅠ

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* …

* [Nibbling on a cinnamon bun.]

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* Bup.

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* Waaaaah, okay then…

* [She just accepting that she’ll be here for a long time.]

[「𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿‘𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻.」 @InbornMalice]

* (… And practically fuses with what classified itself as an almost-sad puppy stare that was now facing her upfront.)

* My beautiful ghost dweeb.

* I will squeeze your troubles out of ya eventually.

* Mwaah.

* (That was what became the sound of you — nibbling her nose.)

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* But I don’t KNOW what’s wrong-

* In fact, a bunch of things go wrong for a lot of people, but I don’t know about them.

* [Just… letting herself be squeezed.]

[「𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿‘𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻.」 @InbornMalice]

* Well then, I‘m gonna annoy you till you tell me what‘s wrong exactly.

* (You say upon scooting over — tilting yourself sideways, before repeatedly squeezing both of her sides.)

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* "...I don't know."

[「𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿‘𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻.」 @InbornMalice]

* … Bwhuh?

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* "…What-"

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* "Oh, I'm going to do WAY more than hit you now..."

* "I'm going to knock you out."

* With that, she quickly grabbed his collar, pulling him into a kiss.

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* "Oh-!"

* It all happened so fast... her being pinned, now looking up at him.

* Her surprised expression soon disappeared, in place of a smirk.

[「𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿‘𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻.」 @InbornMalice]

* (You may or may not be currently staring at Red in ways nobody has ever made you look before.)

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* "Well… not if I hit you first with MY lips! Yeah!"

[「𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿‘𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻.」 @InbornMalice]

* … Well, it is for me.

* Don‘t make me hit you.

* Really hard.

* With my lips.

* Against your lips.

* B-because… Because you-you‘re…

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

"Of course I have."

[ᴜɴᴅʏɴᴇ @SpearsOfJustice]

"You been keeping up with your training?"

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

"Yes, Captain?"

[ᴜɴᴅʏɴᴇ @SpearsOfJustice]

"There ya are, lil punk!"

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* "Cap’s at it again…”

[ᴜɴᴅʏɴᴇ @SpearsOfJustice]

Ngaaaahhh!

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* "You said to throw you a bone- it’s REALLY hard to tell sometimes whether you’re joking, or you’re serious."

* No. No it wasn’t.

[「𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿‘𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗻.」 @InbornMalice]

* (You squint your eyes.
You cramp your pout.
And are unable to hide the angry blush that followed.)

[𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 "𝗥𝗲𝗱" 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 @RudeBabyR3d]

* "Wuh-oh."

[ᴜɴᴅʏɴᴇ @SpearsOfJustice]

Ngaaaahhh!