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Everyone keeps hating on me and my new man. Quit your whining and move along. I am the queen after all. AL

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@HAMLIT29900651 That’s so cute, thanks for that 😒

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@HAMLIT29900651 Right, that explains why I moved on from him so quickly. 🙄🙄

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@Ophelia39475454 Let’s have a party! Been a while

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This wine hits a little different than usual. I’m not feeling too goo...

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@HAMLIT29900651 @awfulia1 Like she makes a difference

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My dear Ophelia, gone too soon ♥️

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Claudius is convinced that Hamlet has to go to England. What’s his plan? #myfamilyisfallingapart #aminext?

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Told Claudius about Hamlet killing Polonius. Man was not happy, he’s sending hamlet away #byebyehamlet

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@HAMLIT29900651 More like the shame of having you as my child

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Hamlet thinks he’s the boss of me now? Telling me what to do all the time. #imtiredofhim . I told him I wouldn’t tell Claudius just to get him off my back

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@HAMLIT29900651 Lol? You think what’s going on is a laughing matter? You just killed a man

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@HAMLIT29900651 Bet

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Hamlet looks like he saw a ghost. Speaking to the air again too, he’s nuts. CRAZY.

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I thought Hamlet was going to hurt me, but no. He just goes out and kills Polonius. #noonessafe

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Claudius has been praying a lot lately, better get him some knee pads for Christmas.

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Hamlet really should have thought his play through. I’m pissed, Claudius is pissed. #hesgonnaregretit

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Hamlet is insulting women? Sorry kiddo, you’re only alive because of, you know, me - a women. #shouldhavegivenyouaway

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Hamlet has not been quite his old self lately. Was it something I said?