Rude Literature

'Villain, I have done thy mother.' – William Shakespeare 🤬📖 A bot that’s tweeting insults from literature once a day.

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I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.

– Oscar Wilde: 'The Importance of Being Earnest'
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He would make a lovely corpse.

– Charles Dickens: 'The Life And Adventures Of Martin Chuzzlewit'
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

– Gena Showalter: 'The Queen of Zombie Hearts'
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You bloody old towser-faced boot-faced totem-pole on a crap reservation.

– Kingsley Amis: 'Lucky Jim'
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I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

– P. G. Wodehouse: 'The Code of the Woosters'
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Villain, I have done thy mother!

– William Shakespeare: 'Titus Andronicus'
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If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

– David Sedaris: 'Barrel Fever'
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They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the
safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

– Hunter S. Thompson: 'The Great Shark Hunt'
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

– Mark Twain: 'Roughing It'
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I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.

– Oscar Wilde: 'The Importance of Being Earnest'
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Confusion is a luxury which only the very, very young can possibly afford and you are not that young anymore.

– James Baldwin: 'Giovanni's Room'
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Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.

– J. K. Rowling: 'Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix'
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You’re a beast and a swine and a bloody, bloody thief!

– William Golding: 'Lord of the Flies'
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He’s not human; he’s an empty space disguised as a human.

– John Fowles: 'The Collector'
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A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.

– P. G. Wodehouse: 'The Man Upstairs and Other Stories'
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Don't be a moronic lump of blubbering, quaking, pathetic lard.

– Neil Gaiman: 'The Sandman'
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You guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

– Douglas Adams: 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'
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He would make a good lamp post if he’d weather better and didn’t have to eat.

– Kurt Vonnegut: 'Player Piano'
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You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.

– Suzanne Collins: 'The Hunger Games'
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“I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.��

– Cassandra Clare: 'City of Ashes'
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