Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky)

Eclectic audiophile vintage ego maniac, art slave, poly-pan bear-dog. Unfiltered as fuck hella black, human intolerant with a dash of snark. AD: 🔞 @B3arDawg

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

B. B. B. B. B. B.

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Another year around the sun. I’m a few days late ( was the 21st) Sorry no glamour or glitz cause I’ve been tired af, plus I’m trying out this new phase of life called parenting but #thisis41

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I live. Just out here being a whole ass adult and whatnot. I turn 41 in a little over a month. The last year was a journey. I might speak on it one day but for now, hi bitches, later hoes kisses smoochy face.

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

@Vexstacy I just happened to log on and this was the first thing I saw. Obviously blessed by greatness 😌

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It’s been a while. A lot has happened. I’m mostly on 🦋 now but losing a pet has been the hardest thing I have ever had to process and felt like when I lost my sister. 10 years just gone like that. I’ll be okay just still grieving weeks later.

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I haven’t been on here in forever social media is the pits and I’m really tapped out for my mental. I’m over on 🦋, if you have my telegram yell at me there.

Anyways.

I’m moving to the east coast (VA) in the spring. See y’all hoes then. 💋

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

I got my ren faire fix in over the weekend with the girlfriend.

She’s my smol 🌼

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

Just my quarterly check in to tell y’all I’m still alive just out here being a gawddamn gremlin

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

@Vexstacy Make it 5 people I’m gagged 😍

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

@Badkittyamy Amy…..scratch my back…

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

Oh hey. I’ve been so fucking offline I don’t know what’s going on anymore. How y’all doin??

[iCE Cold Behavior 🤙🏾 @JovonnieB]

Them: You heard what happened to Trum—

Me:

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Guess who realized they can operate PaintTool Sai on their surface pro? 🫠🙃🙃🙃 I’m so rusty at art now it’s back to square one

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

@VexstacyArt I love all of these so much.

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

I now know how to operate said motorcycle. I’ll be trying for my endorsement again but when I say I’m gonna get a bike, I’m getting a fucking bike!

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

My goal this year is to learn to ride a bike because ya girl looks amazing on a cruiser

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

Oh hey, I still exist just came to blow you a 💋

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

I really hate the fact I have to wear clothes but comfort is key

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

I’m ready for the bbq

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

@fabfreshandfly It’s freeing

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

I know and fully acknowledge that I am an absolute hedonist cause the way I was being reckless in the group chat 🥴🥴🥴

[Rudest Dog (Rudeboxriot.bsky) @RudeboxRiot]

@LaLaG I’m here for the Baldie Revolution!