Rudest Bartender

I hate everyone and never smile, but have a nice night!

[Rudest Bartender @RudestBartender]

What fucking day is it? I work 14 hours on Christmas and wake up to texts about availability for New Years!

[Rudest Bartender @RudestBartender]

“I really can’t stay. Baby it’s cold outside”
No it’s last call, get the fuck out!

[Rudest Bartender @RudestBartender]

Tip your servers, bartenders, garbage man, mail man, dog sitter, dentist, stripper, Uber driver and everyone else that has to work this holiday.

[Rudest Bartender @RudestBartender]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.... for everyone else

[Rudest Bartender @RudestBartender]

I work on Christmas so all the good little boys and girls parents can drink and forget about them.

[Rudest Bartender @RudestBartender]

If you didn’t leave a tip and I yell out “Have a nice day!” You better not turn around! Keep walking with your head down in shame! You know what u did!

[Rudest Bartender @RudestBartender]

Welcome, How are you today?
“Beer list!?!?”
Oh nice, well, im cocktail napkin and I’ll grab the beer list and go fuck myself now.

[Rudest Bartender @RudestBartender]

You don’t tip because we don’t hook it up....
We don’t hook it up because you don’t tip....
Circle of life.

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Nothing can stop me , I’m all the way up!!!!

Nope never mind, I’m on the day shift.

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There’s no such thing as a “proper pour”.... it’s a “do I like you pour”
Or a “your mom should have used plan B pour”

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You’re working from home? Me too, I’ve made 8 drinks and they all tasted great on my couch.

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People need to understand that there is more than 1 tab open and I do not remember your fucking name!

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“I’m missing 1 bud light...”
Nope, you didn’t order one. But I’ll grab you one now.
“I definitely ordered a bud light”
Well since you definitely ordered a bud light we are now out of bud light.

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Speciality drinks are special for you but hated by the bartender.

[Rudest Bartender @RudestBartender]

Managers: “Why did you not come to me for help??”
Bartender: “You don’t even know how to do your job, I can’t expect you to know how to do mine!”

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I don’t go into Dunkin’ Donuts and ask for a beer. Don’t come into the bar asking for a damn coffee.

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“Can you make a good drink?”
I blessed the fucking rain down in Africa. Don’t question my vodka and soda!

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When all else fails just say the kitchens backed up.... aka forgot to put in the order... aka you weren’t listening.