Rudford

I was in Vietnam and did everything there without help and got 16 metals of honor and 72 purple hearts. I weigh 1500lbs, and its all mucle.

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@RockstarSupport I was just doing a crate sell mission, and unfortunately got the titan mission. I lose all of my crates, and am irritated.

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Hey! I just made $825 today check out how I made it! http://t.co/IjkCLtIZ

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Hey Hey I just made $874 today working a few hour from home ! http://t.co/uQj5287b

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welp, time for a nap

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If you follow me, ill send you a picture of my sexy self...

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You know, I havent seen my penis in 20 years?

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any of you over that, even by an ounce, are obease. Anyone under that is a annorexic.

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Oh, I set the new standard weight of a human to be 1700lbs

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so how we all doin today?

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fgvbtfgvbrftgvbtrrrrrrrrrrr(head hits key board)

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yesmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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welp, time for sleep... Sorry all my adoring fans, but rudford needs rest. This twittering is makeing my tired.

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owwwwwwwww. My bones hurt from all this retained water...

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well, you should all get a blackberry. There great.

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Oh... Sorry guys, was eating my 7th course meal today.

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you would think with all this mucle I could get up. Must be that retained water...

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Damn it...................

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Well. Gonna try to get up.