Javier Cortes

Hi, it's Javi. Rudo extraordinaire, lover of fine McMuffins, super dad, happily married(basically to an ice ninja, long story).

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

Team RuRiRi

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A Trios Deathmatch in Miami. @VhodkaBlack and her family take on @RiotSerena @RudoKingJavi and Riley MacKenna.

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

@JosieGreyEsq It was made clear that I’m not invited.

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

Please stop saying my wife left me to join a cult. She started the cult. It’s her cult.

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

Absolutely bananas!

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We have a round the clock production team at CULT who make sure the stories our wrestlers play out in the ring are displayed properly. From our camera team to our ad writers…

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

Long term storytelling!

[𝚅𝚑𝚘𝚍𝚔𝚊 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 @VhodkaBlack]

YES IT IS I!! I WAS SMHODKA SMACK ALL ALONG!!

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

Great to see everyone in the battle royal had fun. That’s what it’s all about!

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What Happens in Vegas is now streaming live on https://t.co/uMxyrUK6ka Tune into some shit wrasslin' in the Fight Capital of Ze World.
https://t.co/toV3dAFAzk

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

@JosieGreyEsq Hey, you’re right, what good did pessimism ever do anybody?

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

See you soon, @CultWrestle!!!

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

I actually just read this on a bathroom stall! Ha ha, I’m kidding!

[LOBO @DeathmatchClown]

MAIM AND MURDER IS THE GAME! CU:LT LOOK LIKE PLACE FOR FUN! UNLEASH LOBO FOR GOOD TIME!

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

Being mean to the legendary cryptid you befriended so he’ll think you’re not his friend anymore and then return to his hidden home in the wilderness and not be killed by cryptid hunters.

[CYPH3R @Superior_Cypher]

Guys what is the hardest part of the ring?

Wrong answers only

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

This is exactly the reason I’m a Barry Manilow guy.

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I’d argue he even has a lot of music about murdering bitches 🤷

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

And I’m definitely not incredibly lonely!

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

I get a little crazy on Sundays!

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

I get a little crazy on Sundays!

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

@DenzelPorter4 How about a retweet for my progressive stance?

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

Personally I think it’s great that women continue to exist.

[𝚅𝚑𝚘𝚍𝚔𝚊 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 @VhodkaBlack]

Wait, women’s championships are still a thing?

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@VhodkaBlack

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The Highway To What Happens In Vegas... continues as I, Anderson Shepley highlight this month's rising star here at CU:LT.
https://t.co/cGo6vmOFw5

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

Listen, I like to joke around and have fun, but I’m staunchly against slandering cheese of any sort.

[𝚅𝚑𝚘𝚍𝚔𝚊 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 @VhodkaBlack]

There’s no comparing Velveeta to government cheese.

[Javier Cortes @RudoKingJavi]

So there’s a Vhodka Black AND a Shmodka Smack. Can you believe it? I can’t believe it, but we live on one crazy planet.