Thomas Haehnel

scrub

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

I feel like every time someone reintroduces themselves to me I get caught lying

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

All babies look like micro sumo wrestlers

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

@evanrachelwood You know.... I believe the fuck out of this cause you have a wonderful jaw nine. Good stuff.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Taylor Swift Grateful Kanye West Controversy Taking Heat Off New Swastika Tattoo https://t.co/QnuAK0yQan

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

Lmao https://t.co/ypuU0ZBCKx

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Bhad Bhabie says 6ix9ine is only famous because of Trippie Redd and threatens to pull up on him in Brooklyn
https://t.co/wBpKE87OHj

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

I feel small

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

I’m a poorly executed creation

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

Needle Sack

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

Still thinking that someone missed some child support payments. @ New York, New York https://t.co/Pt2aEMkWe2

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

They call me tickles

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Matt Lauer lost his job.
Charlie Rose lost his job.
Mark Halperin lost his job.
Glenn Thrush lost his job.
Billy Bush lost his job.
Harvey Weinstein lost his job.
Kevin Spacey lost his job.
But in politics...
Conyers still in Congress.
Moore still running.
Trump still President.

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

@realDonaldTrump go fuck yourself

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

Who said the 80’s were dead? Sara, Krista and Emma are “The Neon Nightmares” @ Spring Hill https://t.co/0NcoycbGHL

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

My apt is shittier than a fly mobile home

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

#HarveyWeinstein going to rehab in Europe!? Nah. He's gonna go hang out with Roman Polanski...

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

Annnnddd I'm officially 4/4 so no more. @ The Wizarding World of Harry Potter https://t.co/mxo0isORst

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

Couldn't help myself @ Islands of Adventure Universal Orlando https://t.co/9PslmI4niC

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

I don't know who you are... but you are killing the game.... @ New York, New York https://t.co/dyV2R6S0pM

[Thomas Haehnel @RudolfTheWolf]

I'm just gonna leave this here @ New York, New York https://t.co/EpcC7iCsW7