Maggie

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

Shoutout to the girls that sucked dick lastnite and still didnt get a "goodmorning baby" text

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

1-800 CHOKE . . . . DAT . . . . HOE ! ! ! !

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be fucking slapped.

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

EX's should stay EX's. They're the EXample of false love and an EXplanation for why you deserve better.

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

Gay Or Not, if a girl walks past another girl with a fat A$$ she's going to turn around and look!

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

I've been disappointed so many times, not giving a fuck is almost a reflex

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

Those "Yeah, I know this is wrong, but I don't give a fuck" moments.

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

"SO THIS BITCH." -- The start of an amazing story.

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

Romney can't even name 3 ramen noodle flavors, he don't know the struggle.

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

I swear ugly people find love faster.

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

#WeCantDateIf You're Ratchet.

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

#50factsaboutme I'm a freak, not a hoe.

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

Your Girlfriend Ain't Suppose To Know About Them Hoes , Them Hoes Suppose To Know About Your Girlfriend .

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

I hate when Fat Chicks have Petite Nicknames.. Talkin bout her name is "Peaches".. Bitch yo name is Peach Cobbler!

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

Some Females Need to Stop Letting The Words "I Love You" Be The Password To Their V.

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

Trust no one who still uses a text signature.. They define Ratchet

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

Willow Smith, you?re 11 years old. Nobody needs advice about ?being themselves? from you. Call us back when you get your period.

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

I asked God to protect me from my enemies... I started loosing friends.

[Maggie @RudolphTylerii]

Stress is caused by giving a fuck..