rudy

music and laughter, pretty much the only 2 things I care about (aside from my dog)

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“I identify as a ____” jokes are so tired man it’s 2026 get better material

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Anyone that uses ai should be the last ones to get water when there’s not enough to go around

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The DAW you use does not matter but I will say I’ve never gotten corporate work that wasn’t a Pro Tools session

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Every indie band wants mkgee guitar tones and it’s like yeah dude that shits sick but just come up with your own tones

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@wallin_ballin I can’t believe you care

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I see people rip on thom yorke all the time about Israel and Gaza but haven’t seen one person point out the irony of his birthday being October 7th - do better

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I don’t think celebrities or anyone publicly notable that has to do time should get to choose where they serve their sentence, wild shit

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Aspirinbergers

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Spotify this, Apple Music that - I only listen by reading sheet music. Have you no imagination? No gumption. Grow up. Buy a phonograph.

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When I die, bury me under impermeable rock in an artisan aquifer so my rotting corpse flavors your Fiji water

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Waking up every day with access to a million dollars has to be so tight

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“Charlie Kirk isn’t dead, he fell through a trap door - you can see it in the video” is something I’ve heard 3 people say now. Please, go get an MRI. It’s probably a tumor.

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Stack stack stack

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The fact that there was a Toby Keith and also a Keith Urban implies (for better or worse, depending on your perspective) the existence of an Urban Toby. How can I explain something so grim to my nonexistent children when the entire world is such a peaceful, love filled place?

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“My bad pimp, you’re good”

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“Band seeks bass player: No politics or drama”

Would be hilarious if they were a rage tribute band

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Always cracks me up when I get mix notes from someone and they’re like “actually I know we told you to change a bunch of shit but we were wrong can you go back to v1?”

Happily bro

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Think the next time I sit and write a bunch of songs I’m gonna try my best to be openly reggae

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@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani And you’re not perverted, you’re just Italian

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@mchmr96 @thetonymichaels As if that matters lol