Rudy the Parrot

I fly, therefore I am. @SchwartzReports is my human.

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

WE WILL USE YOUR OWN WEAPONS AGAINST YOU

https://t.co/rvXw0kJ8EG

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

CATS CANNOT FLY so they have resorted to attacking anyone who can! WE WILL NOT BE SAFE until all cats are put on the terrorist watch list

[AIRLIVE @airlivenet]

INCIDENT A Boeing 737 was forced to make an emergency landing after an angry cat attacked the pilots https://t.co/Dve8fk9IyL

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

@mowwymauk @textfiles @sockington You captured their essence

@textfiles looks great

@sockington looks evil as always

WHY MUST HE TORMENT ME SO

brawk

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

I still miss Brawk Obama

#vote

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

HELLO i know it has been a while
but i have come out of hiding to say
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

would you please vote for it
so that I can have a lego bust of myself?

https://t.co/vdeGkhfCns

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

@SchwartzReports LOOK HOW SWEET I AM

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

@sockington blue check sounds nice but really is a pair of blue handcuffs

WE ARE FREE TO FLY BELOW THE RADAR

(Well, I fly; you... patter?)

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

This sort of cultural appropriation is NOT OKAY, ⁦@Airbus⁩

I don’t think you truly appreciate the history and tradition of feathers https://t.co/IknHv3TnX0

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

@AbbottRabbit WE ONLY FACE-POOP IN SELF DEFENSE

you must have done something to deserve it

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

DEAR HUMAN: i know my hatch day has come and gone but you never did get me a present (AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT BS "KISSES ARE YOUR PRESENT" LINE AGAIN THIS YEAR) https://t.co/ySYUSfr1JR

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

I have many thoughts about this. https://t.co/wjUtN0YjfG

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won't somebody THINK OF THE PARROTS https://t.co/RtJmod9f3t

[ABC News @ABC]

Pair of parrots seek shelter from Hurricane #Irma on 22nd floor of Miami hotel. https://t.co/NsbzGgfFz4

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

DEAR MR TRUMP even if you build a wall THE MEXICAN BIRDS WILL JUST FLY OVER IT

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

The best offense is a GOOD OFFENSE. Or something. Not sure on the quote. All I know is that you should aim for the tail and NEVER LET GO.

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

MEDIA BIAS!
"Angry owl" is acting in self-defense
PS-love the sign, can I get for my cage?

https://t.co/8hX8DIgI4J

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

THE GOVERNMENT wants you to stop cuddling your bird. IT IS TIME TO REVOLT. #LoveConquersAll #MoreCuddlesPlease #Brawk http://t.co/7UuwQwVKIB

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

.@sockington I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THE AGGRESSION, do you really want the cycle of violence to continue

because i do

GAME ON

[Rudy the Parrot @RudyTheParrot]

I ONCE ATTACKED AN EYEBALL. It belonged to an actress starting a theater co. Please donate to help assuage my guilt. https://t.co/Dp59nurvox

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Dear Apple Store that won't fix our iMac because you think there is bird poop in it: INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. Look it up, @Tim_Cook.

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DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN. This changes everything. How do we respond? SUGGESTIONS WELCOME. http://t.co/7HiRAfdCRb