DaPelican

Food = 🐠🐟🐡

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Mr Kilroy did not appreciate that we freed the nip #bigbrother #alwayswatching

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@JackDunkins01 You would actually be better off getting a finance degree and teaching as an altruist than majoring in education and getting trapped if you hate the profession. Plus, we would end up with much stronger recycled talent in the classroom.

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@ShoutoutKG Miami literally lost to unranked SMU and Louisville last year.

IU won the game and you are mad for what exactly? Would you rather teams get punished more for unranked close wins? How about real lossses. Miami fans should be happy they even made the CFP last year, go read a book

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@Justzynfields Retail investors aren’t the reason hedge funds exist though, it’s just a hedge against inflation + slight edge on bonds for institutional investors that need to pay out, i.e. pension funds

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Who woulda thunk? Society advances #expand @Amtrak

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@orangebadguy @TheApple345354 @Honey__badge you gonna let them disrespect us like this?

[DaPelican @RuffledFeathas]

Da Pelican flies #spreadmywings #ImmaEatDaWholeProduceSection

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@TheApple345354 @orangebadguy

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During little 5, bars should institute requirements to be a current student or have a college degree #shrink #wholetdisfrigginhappen

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@Honey__badge It’s gettin ridiculous

[DaPelican @RuffledFeathas]

Went to the gym today, then I hit up Kroger. It’s 2025, sometimes it’s important to lean into your feminine side and simulate the gather too. #staytuned #ObtainedDairy #biggamehunter

[DaPelican @RuffledFeathas]

No, I did not "steal your milk," Mr. Roommate, I simply "appropriated your dairy." #MansGottaDrink #ForTheGreaterGood

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@BoobMKnight Spitting absolute heat, she definitely texted all three numbers

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Just found the holy grail of pissers, immaculate spacing.

Location: (36.1572318, -86.7735456)

#expand #littleguyindamiddle

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Roommate rolled into Nashville rockin nothin but Crocs, now he’s DoorDashin some Reeboks. What’s the tipping policy on “Flexagon Force 3 Wide 4E Training Shoes”? #notippinpippen #expand

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Gym weirdo saw me using a solo AirPod and asked to go halfsies on my tunes. Now I’m filing a restraining order against “red shirt, grey pants” (tell authorities if seen). Send help and a lawyer. #expand #pickelo

[DaPelican @RuffledFeathas]

Woke up starving. If I eat before the gym, I rob myself of the struggle. Gotta simulate the hunt. #LANK

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@SleeperHQ I want to be able to see people’s total scores during bye weeks

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@jlarkytweets No problem done, do you have a preference, weather in Cleveland has me thinking White but the dude just fumbled their team out of the game