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[Teddy🐶🔜FUR EH @bearsockz]

I’m at build-a-bear straight up “building it”, and by “it”, haha, well. Let’s jusr say. My Bat

[GREG𓁿 @GRRRRRR63]

don’t talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son ever again

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

It’s a shame people don’t read porno magazines anymore. When my grandpa died he left us a stack of gay porno mags and a lot of unanswered questions. That’s called a legacy.

[Doctor Ava 🇳🇴 @63grussell63]

toto wolff has been pissing me off so i tried to photoshop his head to be uncomfortably smaller and send it to his personal email address but i was already blocked ???

[Doctor Ava 🇳🇴 @63grussell63]

Yesterday marked the last day of pride month and still there were zero acknowledgements from any F1 teams about pride month. Really really sad to see this sport silently moving backwards with the world and nobody doing anything about it

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

whats your bronouns? lately im partial to big dawg

[BROONO ㊆ @BROONOart]

Just realized 10 $7 purchases are $70

[Kieran @kieransofar]

me: the earth isn’t flat

fiat earther: correct

me: huh?

fiat earther: it’s the shape an italian car

me: what?

fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

[Buc Nasty 🏁 @bucnastyf1]

What's with him and this hand on stomach pose like he is pregnant?

[ali @probablyalissa]

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fuck it i don’t even care anymore

[clip☢️ @clipping808]

so uuhh … my mom just offered me actual solid food . i’m 6 months old

#babytwt

[nana 🌺 @courtracks]

i wish there was a way to point out the most important parts in a text
the humble highlighters:

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Instead of hiring a sculptor to create a gargoyle for me I saved myself money by luring my neighbor's dog into some wet cement and waiting for it to dry

[sus fishy @damnahad]

I also lost contact from a sub that could fit 5 people. get over it