Cool group of athletes. We are funny. Sorry about the blurry profile pic- we are going through puberty. -This account is not affiliated with Fordham University-
we’re gonna start counting quotes from strangers as part of our profits from bake sales because being asked “how’s your relationship with your dad, miss bud lite on women’s rugby?” is really worth the world to me
bake sale earnings (high score):
-$5 donation in the name of alum @Sk8erguuurlXx@jesus5evrr69 and @GinnyP_
-third degree frostbite
-pitcher (mugz)
-a bloody but joyous return to the bartering system
-wooden nickels (2)
i can’t be at the club fair and at first i was fretting about what we would do without me there to be so cute and funny and enticing but then i remembered that e board is also cute and funny and enticing. no longer fearful. #neverforget
crazy the way that our table for the winter club fair has been relegated to the basement alongside club softball… there was a specific motivation for this i think
i think our opponents would quaver with fear if they knew the dedication that almost half of our executive board has to learning and perfecting the choreography to the glee performance of say a little prayer
there’s something to be said about the correlation between games that we win and games where we play Country Girl (Shake It For Me) - Luke Bryan during the warm up