Rugby Tiger

I like eating, sleeping, being a dude, and hiding from the doorbell. Also, climbing into pants.

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

I have such a fat fucking head.

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

Hi! I'm dumb and smell like farts!

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

Pretty sure I just fell into the toilet

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

I could be a contender for best cat ever, if only I weren't so stupid... Hey, wait a minute!

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

Mom,you're embarrassing me! RT @writelowercase: @Rugby_Tiger handsome tigerface http://t.co/bUV5wpiq

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

You guys, spatulas are scary as shit.

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

I need to learn to chew with my mouth closed.

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

That's me. RT @casualfoxdude: Oh look it's the best cat in the world. http://t.co/PAf7S0uM

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

People want to pet me, but I'd rather rub my face on a lamp.

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

It's getting so a guy can't even be weird and sit in the tub anymore!

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

I had thought @ZoeTheBadCat was gone forever. But it was just a wonderful dream.

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

Hey, everybody, I'm fat and stupid! But not as stupid as Zoe!

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

Maybe now someone will wash me...

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

Woke up, knocked shit off the table, went back to sleep. Life is good.

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

@ZoeTheBadCat Who's that sexy beast? Oh, it's me!

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

@ZoeTheBadCat What was that? Sorry. Too busy being the best cat.

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

@ZoeTheBadCat At least I don't think sneezes are people trying to talk to me.

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

@ZoeTheBadCat I'm the best cat.

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

@ZoeTheBadCat is so lame, she can't even upload a Twitter picture. But I can. Because I am the best cat.

[Rugby Tiger @Rugby_Tiger]

Ladies