RUIN YOUR LIFE

I don't use cashapp. This is a catfish/parody account.

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

3 ways to become "worse" that you can do today:

1.) Follow me on all of my platforms/accounts, they are regularly updated (mostly). All of them can be found in the link in my bio.

2.) Learn to edge without finishing. This will maximize your time being stuck on here, constantly scrolling, constantly rewiring your brain. Aim to do this for several hours every day.

3.) When you do decide to release, make sure you release only after you've sent. It doesn't have to be a lot. Try to associate your orgasms with the act of sending your money away. (hard mode: only allow yourself release when sending triple digits and promptly ruin your orgasm after doing so)

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

I don't do joi.

I don't don't cei.

I rarely do anything.

I don't have a menu because I don't offer services.

What I *DO* offer though, is a feeling. A sincere, genuine feeling of inferiority. Of regret. And unfortunately for you, the best orgasms you've had in your entire life.

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

Have you ever had a girlfriend that you really cared about? Things didn't work out, huh?

I think these situations are particularly hot. Especially when your ex has very clearly moved on and is dating another man. Meanwhile, you're at home, tugging and sad.

Awww, it's almost kind of cute in a pathetic sort of way.

I want to make you jerk off to photos of them together. You will also just be tugging to photos of just him sometime.

When you chat with me about this new power couple, you will refer to them as Mommy and Daddy, okay Simp?

Good boy.

Message me with cash and we can talk all about it. 🤡

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

I don't do joi.

I don't don't cei.

I rarely do anything.

I don't have a menu because I don't offer services.

What I *DO* offer though, is a feeling. A sincere, genuine feeling of inferiority. Of regret. And unfortunately for you, the best orgasms you've had in your entire life.

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

if it’s not easy/low effort i don’t want it lol 😂

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

a rare treat for all of those that have been fantasizing about me and to those that make sure my savings account stays absolutely stuffed full of loser-cash.

enjoy it morons 🖕🏻

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

if you aren't blowing to making tremendously egregious financial decisions, you aren't really living.

go ahead, pad my savings account

🫴

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

Become passive income for me. It's very simple.

Just go to one of my paid-subscription sites. Subscribe. Turn on auto-renew and don't bug me.

Keep it turned on to ensure that your money is being sufficiently transferred into my ever-growing money pile each month. Stay poor

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

good morning, losers

quick reminder that i just want to steal your money.

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

The truth is, when you're a normal guy with a decent cock you get to do a lot of things that dumb losers who are addicted to handsex do not get to do.

So, do what you do best. Numb yourself out. Spend several hours gooning to porn. Keep yourself isolated in a dark room while others are out living their best lives.

OH, I forgot to mention, you're going to be forfeiting most of your disposable income while you ruin your brain with this addiction as well. So go ahead and open that wallet up, Mommy needs to capitalize on your vulnerablity.

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

If you already think you have no future, then let's really make it official. Let me kill all of your potential.

And what means of future-extermination will we be using? Credit card debt, enabling addictions, forced intox, social isolation.

I don't care about the well-being of you or your loved ones. The only thing I see when I see you is a big, dumb moron/walking ATM.

I will take every cent you have and let you do your best to feed your family afterwards.

I just care about the money, I don't care about your life.

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

@DUMB4FEET get over it

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

just curious, how does it feel knowing you've made it this far in life and you have absolutely no idea what head feels like?

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

You want to pay me to decorate a nice grindr profile for you so you can be a good girl for me, don't you?

one hundred. then i will set you up with bio, profile name, and a blanket message to send all the weirdo-men in your area 😂

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

If nothing else, learn to get yourself off to the fact that I am massively more successful than you are, with significantly less effort. I exist and dwarf your income by doing so.

You work long hours and sometimes even holidays to barely get by.

We are not the same, peasant.

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

Poor thing. You almost got to see those big heavies, but you didn't get to,did you?

That's too bad.

Learn to fetishize the fact that you don't deserve to see perfect tits. We know you certainly don't deserve to touch them, but you should learn about the censor lifestyle too.

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

She doesn't want you.

I don't know who "she" is exactly, but whomever you're crushing on, gooning over or simply wishing you could talk to, she doesn't want you.

Now, your task is to go to one of my pay methods, send $50 & send me a list of 10 reasons why she doesn't want you.

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

It's that time of the week when I tell you to go to my irl subscription site, subscribe, and leave the auto renewal on. Become passive income for my life

I get your money and you get very little in return.

The best part, I don't have to interact with you at all!

free money

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

When life has you down or your spouse just isn't doing it for you anymore, that's okay. It happens. In fact, there is no reason to actually go through with the unpleasantness of actually addressing your problems.

Instead, numb yourself out to massive heavies instead. Just binge all the huge milkers I have posted and have that wallet spread out nice and wide for me. There is nothing like the rush of jerking away a large sum of money to avoid dealing with actually fixing your life.

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

At some point you will look back on this time in your life with much regret. You will realize how much of your youth and your finances that you wasted. But that's not my concern.

For now, let's just focus on the bliss that gooning brings you. Don't worry about the cash. 🤡

[RUIN YOUR LIFE @RuinYourLifeCF]

You only get to enjoy your twenties once. My suggestion would be:

-Avoid social interaction/friends

-Goon every chance you get to hardcore porn

-Pavlov yourself into enjoying sending by sending large sums of cash right before you explode

Losers don't deserve a normal life.