Go ahead, ask your crush out🥵
And when she laughs in your face you can run back to your room, lock your door, and spiral into findom & porn to cope🖤
It’s for the best, you don’t belong in the dating pool, scrolling while you goon your brains out is safe💕
Bored? Fill all that downtime with gooning🖤
Lonely? Invite your friends over, introduce them to new things like gooning, findom, and drugs💕
Drag everyone who cares about you down with you🥵
Have a gym membership? Cancel it🖤
It’s way hotter to bedrot all day while you pump your fist and stuff your face🥵
Go broke✅
Get fat✅
Go porn limp✅
Overload your brain with every form of dopamine at the same time🤤🥴
You could stop self sabotaging yourself, get therapy, create a plan to deal with your debt & addiction, and really turn your life around🖤🫶
OR
You take a nice big hit, take a shot, skip work, and spend the day with porn. Fuck everything up, EARN that crippling regret🤡🤡
Your life’s going nowhere, you work your minimum wage 9-5, go home, goon and repeat🖤
You need something else, you’re missing out on that one thing to give your life purpose…
✨Addiction✨
Just add alcohol, drugs, and findom to your daily routine, you’ll be better in no time
Sunday night which means endlessly pumping before you’re back to your dead end job tomorrow🖤
You deserve a relapse, you work hard, a couple videos can’t hurt🥵
Gooning is good for you💕
Have anxiety? Trouble maintaining eye contact? Feeling a little sad? Noticing you can’t maintain an erection? Sending money to bullies is the only way you can get off?🤡
These are symptoms of an extreme porn addiction, you need to stop🖤
After one more hit & one more video🥴
Just keep staying stuck in your endless relapse cycle🖤
Get triggered ➡️ send money to strangers online ➡️ cum ➡️ get turned on by the shame and regret ➡️ repeat
No support system to help you, just toxic bullies online to exploit your mental illness🤡
Everyone congratulate Mike on 2 years alcohol sobriety🥳🥳🥳
Oh wait I made him relapse… oh well, enjoy falling off the wagon for findom idiot🥴
Also hope he remembers to untie himself before he passes out… would be a shame🤡
Your life’s going nowhere, you work your minimum wage 9-5, go home, goon and repeat🖤
You need something else, you’re missing out on that one thing to give your life purpose…
✨Addiction✨
Just add alcohol, drugs, and findom to your daily routine, you’ll be better in no time
You’re at work right now and all you can think about is gooning your brains out and $hredding weeks worth of savings in seconds🥵🖤
You’re not normal.
You’re an addict.
There is no recovery.
Keep letting your life spiral out of control for dopamine hits💕
Sunday night which means endlessly pumping before you’re back to your dead end job tomorrow🖤
You deserve a relapse, you work hard, a couple videos can’t hurt🥵
Gooning is good for you💕
The internet is amazing, you can wipe out your savings in seconds while hatejerking to catfish online🤡
And if that idea makes you hard you’re absolutely cooked for findumb🥴🖤
Paying scammers to goon isn’t findom, it’s mental illness🖤
But you already knew that, little retards like you aren’t but for women, it’s just catfish and manscam till the end☠️☠️🫶