Ruiner van Maastschwein

Fackt is, ich hab mein ganzes Lebne versucht, andren Leudn zu helfne!

[Suzzizo 𓆉 ꥟ 𓆜 @suzzizone]

"DU KLEINES STÜCK SCHEISSE LEGST DICH JETZT IN DEN KINDERWAGEN UND SAGST PAPA ZU MIR!"

[Boomerkönig Bender @bender_great_83]

Manchmal ist es wie ein Autounfall 😅
Schönen Abend Frens 🤗

[Zwë 🍟 @ZwebackHD]

Klopp: "Mbappe, we're gonna get you German citizenship so you can play for us at the Euros!!"

Kylian: "I love Germany! I'm 100% okay with that, I'll become German if you wave to my mom in the stands."

Klopp: "Say less brother, where is she?" �

[Buscetta @Bu_scetta]

POV: sei una donna europea e ti volti indietro mentre stai tornando a casa di notte

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

However badly your day goes, just remind yourself that at least you're not a policeman on a late shift in Paris tonight

[Oliver Kahn @OliverKahn]

If we're rewriting football history now, I have a small suggestion:
I'd like FIFA to rescind the yellow card shown to Michael Ballack in the 2002 World Cup semifinal, the one that ruled him out of the final.
And while we're at it, we might as well replay the final against Brazil.

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

[Boomerkönig Bender @bender_great_83]

Und damit einen warm geduschten Morgen Frens 🤗

[Stephen Lloyd @apparentlysteve]

My racist grandpa watching a giant white guy eliminate Brazil from the World Cup

[Wayne Schlegel @WayneSchlegel_]

In dem Shirt von Schweini wurde 1960 in Buenos Aires Adolf Eichmann gefangen genommen.

[Steve Laws 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Steve_Laws_]

When you pull out your phone in London:

[Boomerkönig Bender @bender_great_83]

Einen Penisharten Guten Morgen Frens 🤗

[saykofutbol @saykofutboll]

Aramıza Almanya-Hollanda da katıldı

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[sech @sech28]

Deniz Undav muss starten oder du musst in den Sizilianischen Bullen

Julian Nagelsmann:

[Peter Mann (Staubsaugerficker) @Peter__Mann]

Mein Beileid an alle türkischen Fußballfans. Zum Trost lutsche ich euch allen gern den Schwanz! Meldet euch via DM wenn ihr aus Köln oder näherer Umgebung seid und etwas Frust abladen wollt.
#TURPAR

[🇺🇸🇩🇪🦉 @jonahcelona]

🚨Cristiano Ronaldo has more rape allegations (4) than number of touches in the first half (3)

[Spiritually Egyptian @nuyorknites]

Heartwarming: Sadio Mane wears the #10 shirt to honor his wife’s age when he made his first World Cup appearance in 2018🥺❤️👇

[Rаріѕtніtӏеr420 @HapistRitler]

Getting head from an indian counts as anal