bigdaddypatty

Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

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“Nothing says Christmas like a chocolate covered asshole.” 😂😂 the shit I hear at work hahahahaha

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@ntdmbc I feel like I saw it in a snap story but thought it was a filter….. or was there one with a filter first? I’m easily confused

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@alxandranj @TheLRC13 😭😭😭😭 I wanna play with the bear!!!

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@ntdmbc Don’t do it to good cause the end she’ll be over qualified and leave anyway lol

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@ntdmbc Well it’s about time! Lol

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@smashpashxo There was a thunderstorm?

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@smashpashxo They find out Santa isn’t real

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@TheLRC13 Do you talk like them when you clean lmao

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@smashpashxo You’ve only had the urge….. damn I must be week willed cause I just finished off some shredded cheese yesterday lmfao

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@xxkimp0ssible 65-69…. Never 70 and 69 for obvious reasons

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@TheLRW13 That was my fear! I didn’t even wanna bother with mail 🤣

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Goku’s in Macy’s thanksgiving day parade even though we all know sailor moon could smack him around like a lil bitch…..

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@alxandranj BECAUSE THEY WILL!!!

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@Shannium : I can’t find my vibrator Me: you want me to call it?

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@alxandranj You’re doing fantastic

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Asking for a novice 30 year old: is it possible to take a shit without blowing out a lung???!!!

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@alxandranj It really is!!!! We had way more fun than legally allowed in that place lol

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#TikTok https://t.co/hETQu9AnZX

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@CrystalSeitz Glad to see I’m not the only one having a fantastic morning poo

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@alxandranj It’s like alimony lol