NO!

Rules by cats. Ruled by cats. There are no rules for cats. WHO RUN DA WORLD?? CATS!! WE RUN DIS MUTHA!

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@elonmusk All they gonna see here are cats laying around like their being painted like Jack paints French girls in Titanic

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@TrumpDailyPosts Somebody lied to you about your poll numbers. B’cuz no. It’s all in your head that you’re doing GREAT. Your people tell you what you want to hear. Seriously, get ya some learnin’! For the love of God!

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#MyTwitterLegacy is buried in the litter box 😼

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Heathen 1 and Heathen 2 aka Leia and Luke. Humans think they were cute naming them after Star War characters

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@DoesThings__ @marklanegan I’m still loafing around. Avoiding Rona and her mutant kids. Although two new heathens have moved in slobbering and drooling all over the good linen.

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I’m sorry to hear of of the passing of @marklanegan this morning. I will miss him and interrupting his storylines. Of cats. It is what I do best. Interrupt things. Rest In Peace Mate.

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Winnifred! Send this heathen to etiquette schooling.

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I do say, this thing is stark Raven mad!

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This now lives in my house. I wish to make a complaint. I was not consulted nor gave the approval. She’s called Raven.

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I think I’m in love

[danee 🦖 @itsdaneesaur]

Can everybody just Please look at this cat

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Pathetic indeed.

[Prince Harry Thompson @2018PrinceHarry]

Can any1 goin on my sisfurs page like an retweet pleaz

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😂😂😂 I am King Cat here. I will not be usurped by this bespawler loiter-sac! (Insert back arching, extended claws, accompanied with loud hissing and growling)

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THAT IS MY SEAT!! What in the usurping aristoCATS turdbox is going on here?!

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Now that Satan’s Spawn has moved in, I might need some of this. And a double dose of Catnip. REGINALD! Fetch the trolly! We shop!

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Somebody brought this urchin into the Manor. I feel both attacked and challenged.

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This is why the help has been inferior lately. Some one help this wretched creature so that I can resume my lifestyle I’ve come to demand. Thank you. https://t.co/WdeKJKWV3w

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I sing you the song of my people! “Maroo, Mymoo” airing nightly between 2:30 am and 3:30 am.

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WINSTON!! Fetch me some of this Wisdom for Wednesdays the staff are talking about! I wish to shred it to tiny pieces! And then nap on it. #WednesdayWisdom