MadeleineMcCant(9).err

Disappointing mum since the early 90s with poor life choices & untamed sarcasm. Making my body count before I'm part of the bodycount. STAB.

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

Here's to everyone clicking on my @ to come and find things to 'cancel' me over, because you didn't like what I had to say:

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

Fucking hell
I got logged out of here and it took me approximately 400 (yes, I am exaggerating) attempts, and 16 confirmation email codes (not exaggerating the 16).

This is not Fort Knox, this is me trying to yell into the void.

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

@HausOfKurtt Sounds like someone with a kind face... the kind that needs a reality slap

[gaelle 🍂 • comms + art prints! @aoedeart]

pilot pamrak you will always be loved by me

#EmiBonnie #เอมี่บอนนี่

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

New favourite genre on tiktok is cruise ship passengers left at the port.
That little run they do when they realise they arrived late and the audacity that the whole entire ship didn't wait for them

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

Not to brag, but my gf is so hot 🥵
She's on her way home now, you'd think that after 4 years the feeling would subside. Lol. No. The butterflies in my belly just procreated.
It's literally only been 3 days, and I'm so excited to see her!

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

@rightmeooowwww Yes to all of this!

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

Ducks

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

This hasn't worked in months!
It works now!
I can return to scream into the void

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

If my eyesight was better, I'd be a fighter pilot instead of a teacher.
Would be much cooler and easier than trying to get 16yo wannabe-road-men to remember a damn quote.

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

Ready to pack up and go explore castles in Germany - by myself.

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

My gf:
"I bet you'd love that song for your wedding"

Me: O.O I would love that song (proceeds to sing the song)

Gf: "I didn't even propose yet!"

I--
What am I suppose to do with this information?

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

I'm about ready to quit teaching and become a tiktok influencer.

It is half term and I'm marking speeches and annotating the Merchant of Venice.

I could be out there telling people to buy overpriced ice cream and do thirst traps.

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

A little ooky-spooky in the park!

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

I would probably opt to rather run naked through a cactus field than to go through OFSTED like this again.

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

The duality of teenagers:
Kid threatens to beat me up, actually swings.
Same kid discusses shark movies with me 2hrs later.
SAME CHILD throws a phone at me, then later offers to teach me how to throw "properly" on the field.
SAME CHILD gives me his mom's pie recipe.
Wtf.

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

I just want to be in Germany and go to Christmas markets and hold hands and cuddle up in warm things.
Is that too much to ask...

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

Can someone explain to me like I'm 5, why is Paris "one of the most romantic cities in the world"?

If you've been there... do you agree?
I can't comprehend why it is. Looks nice enough but also unwelcoming AF.

Side note: Looking for a particularly romantic place.

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

It's turning into soup season!

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

Falling asleep being almost suffocated by gf's soft boobies in my face >>> any other way to fall asleep ever

[MadeleineMcCant(9).err @RulingHighness]

Signed up for a clinical trial again,
They made me less attractive to vampires (they took my blood), or alternatively, they are stocking up their fridges with... me?