Al Pal

I put the fun in unfunny

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@cassfrass__ If you’re gonna do that, at commit and add Jolene and Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under to make it a whole ass vibe

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

Levels of male friendship:

Just met —> “Seem like a cool guy…”

Hung out twice —> “I got a buddy who…”

Go out on weekends —> “I got a buddy who…”

Literally best friends —> “I got a buddy who…”

Known each other for life —> “I got a buddy who…”

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@jack_obrien And it’s been a whiiile

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@milesofgray

Middle school me desperately wants to hear this song as an AKA

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@drivinintoday Yes

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@milesofgray OK I’m sorry but how are you sleeping on this AKA after today’s episode

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@drivinintoday 🎶“Now I heard there was umbilical chord,
That David played, which freaked out the lord
But you don’t really care for anatomy, do ya?” 🎶

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@drivinintoday Umbilical chord 😂

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@DannyKvale Laugh music. Love music. Live laugh love music.

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@jack_obrien @milesofgray

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@milesofgray Here’s an AKA for you—

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

Here’s an abridged version if that’s too long, or if @milesofgray wants it.

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@jack_obrien I wish I was a morning listener to get this to you sooner.

~2:04 in MJ’s Smooth Criminal.

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@MNBeats Bet you’re not getting paid for that extra labor, huh

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@jack_obrien @milesofgray

"She’s muhh wife
Use this voice forever
My impression is clever
Energy of a morning shock jock lowlife

She’s muhh wife
My loved one gets so irate
‘Cuz Borat said to say it that way
Energy of a morning shock jock lowlife
She’s muhh wife"

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@jack_obrien or @milesofgray

Here's one for either of y'all.

Chorus of It's My Life by Bon Jovi

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@jack_obrien
Honored yet again. I think I’m too late for this one to be relevant and it’s a bit out there anyway, but at the least for your personal enjoyment…

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@drivinintoday Better start a fire!

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@drivinintoday Fun theory! That is sorta how we were designed to sleep— in two chunks. Supposedly in the ollll days, we’d naturally wake up in the middle of the night to, idk, stoke the fire or lay some pipe before getting our second sleep in.

https://t.co/Ot5f7qhtch

[Al Pal @RumHamMcDuck]

@jack_obrien or @milesofgray,
Second AKA submission for either of y’all.

Gold Digger by Ye Intro.

“He makes his money.. off tragedyyy
Yeah, he’s a sellin’.. 9/11 Ts
Oh, he’s a grifter
Way outta line.. Rudy Guliani……

NOW I AINT SAYIN HE’S THE MASK SINGER, but”