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I like rum, other spirits, Ron Swanson, Equality, vaccines, the Oxford Comma, and not being an arse.

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Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Caroni 20yo @BoutiqueyRum from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/pO1FuQ02l1

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Surprised not to see @TomHayesBmouth on this list, he seems to be genuinely keen to help in various ways.

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

Lovelies here is the list of MPs who are engaging in the #RebuildTheNHS campaign and have allowed us to name them publicly so far. 98 MPs and their teams altogether are now engaging so far. I’ll keep you updated 🤩💙🌟
@EveryDoctorUK

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@LeadingEwe @Deborahpower5 Or do you think he'd have some words for you about tolerance?

MAYBE he'd ask you to look at their other cards, and show you that your 'lack of choice' is all in your head:

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@LeadingEwe @Deborahpower5 Since you know him so well, what do you think Jesus would do if he were looking at your exchange? Do you think he'd slap you on the back and congratulate you for attacking the fundraiser because you don't like one of their cards?

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Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @CamusCognac Extra Elegance from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/YfRBQBTqKn

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Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @WhistlePigRye PiggyBack 6yo from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/vmdQtfXay7

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@JujuliaGrace I've just ordered mine, they're lovely cards and so many people asked me where I got them last year. Very happy to be able to help support the work you do Ju

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[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

So the release of information is 'proof of a cover-up' & the fact that *none* of the lies that incited riots turned out to be true is 'proof' that the liars were right all along. We really are in a very strange & dangerous place & Robert Jenrick is wallowing in the worst of it.

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@kitbradshaw @itvmeridian @ITVNewsPolitics "You're completely misrepresenting what I said"

Says the man who just implied that "you're saying that a woman shouldn't be standing to be leader of a political party because she's got young kids" meant "I am looking forward to Kemi being Prime Minister".

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@Geraint_1966 @AyoCaesar You can just say Chope and achieve the same meaning.

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@shite_88 @beanzy_avfc @mcginnisthegoat It disguises the taste of old bread/ingredients. That's why it's next to impossible to buy a pre made sandwich without it.

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@AllredsArt https://t.co/trukJpTwa6

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@ProfBrianCox So what you're saying is that it might be "knob" after all? ;)

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@Feiryred @ManMadeMoon @sooner_source Since @ProfBrianCox is on TV again, I need to remind all involved that this exists and that it is wonderful:
https://t.co/KPXntu8O9A

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@walkers_crisps @bovril_official
Why don't Bovril crisps exist?

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@DesigenzRW @ask_aubry The mental gymnastics you must have to do for THAT to be your takeaway.
Nobody thinks all men are rapists. But to a woman in a vulnerable position, all men could be. They don't wear big neon signs. These men felt empowered to do what they did because responses like this are rare

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@OmazeUK @mencap_charity How does @mencap_charity feel about being linked to this? https://t.co/pBuvmI3nA3

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@OmazeUK You'd do more to combat misery if you stopped funding this with your profits: https://t.co/pBuvmI3nA3

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