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[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

just watched john hinckley sing “both sides now” on YouTube and it hit me how un-fixably fucked up reality has become

[Alana @Rum_Hamlet]

@_mcchris I got all your cassette tapes

[bb ghost @emilywithcurls]

❤️

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Hard to believe Springsteen got popped for DWI if he only blew .02. You can blow a two after gargling with Listerine.

[WBZ | CBS News Boston @wbz]

Surprise Delivery! Bridgewater Firefighters Deliver Baby On Route 24 Ambulance Ride To Hospital
https://t.co/sKQQjgG57L

[Chris Schleicher @cschleichsrun]

Every month there’s something I’m supposed to look for in the sky that only happens every 800 years.

[Alana @Rum_Hamlet]

I'll take Dead Game Show Hosts for 500

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

I'm not drunk. You're drunk.

[matthew lillard. NO LONGER ACTIVE @MatthewLillard]

Fuck that Turtle.

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Marine One arrives at Walter Reed Medical Center where Pres. Trump is set to stay for several days under observation after testing positive for COVID-19. https://t.co/ag5gzvgoEQ

[Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers @tompetty]

You belong somewhere you feel free 🌼

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

I’m not sure who this man is or where this vid has come from but he’s made my day 😂😂

Gets better with every view 😭

[Victor Kaisar @supermario_47]

Here's a video that was sent to us at @RadioNLNews from earlier this morning. #Kamloops

[Wu Tang Clan @WuTangClan]

Protect Ya Neck against the Coronavirus. We are making a few thousand prints and distributing them across New York City. Feel FREE to do the same in your City.
Share and RT this to the world. #wutang

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

.@iamcardib wants the Pentagon to tell her when the Coronavirus threat will end in new video.

[afferent_input @afferent_input]

This figure shows the number of people coming to emergency rooms in #NYC for respiratory issues per day for the last two months. The uptick is the last few days....

From here:

https://t.co/qqJA5tLa7g

[Keith Richards @officialKeef]

Ready to Rock!!
Keith

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

@cydneycool German Shepherd but always get a rescue :)