Donald T. Rump

Soon to be the greatest President God ever created. Believe me.

[Donald T. Rump @RumpForPrez]

Stupid hashtag! I will be the gratest president in the history of the universe. Believe me. #NeverTrump

[Donald T. Rump @RumpForPrez]

Not this guy... #PresidentTrumpsCabinet

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LA LA LA LA I'm not listening. Believe me. #MyAdviceToTrump

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Starless Wars #DullDownAMovie

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To clarify, no jail for abortion hoes- should instead be impregnated and forced to carry TWO babies.@hardball_chris

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Dopey pants-on-fire reporter just trying to get attention by avoiding interviews and talk shows. @MichelleFields

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Sphincter syllables. Believe me.
#TrumpSuperpowers

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The force. Binds and penetrates all living things. #TrumpSuperpowers

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Elect him not we must...
#GetMillennialsToVoteIn5Words

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Elect him not we must... #GetMillennialsToVoteIn5Words @iamjohnoliver #NeverTrump #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #NotEver

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Today, in a universe too near... @BadFatherHan @DepressedDarth @hamillhimself @carrieffisher #FridayFeeling

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@Oatmeal Trump emojis would be the gatest emojis in the history of the world. And the internet will pay for them.

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Elect him not we must.
@BadFatherHan @DepressedDarth @hamillhimself @carrieffisher @VeryLonelyLuke #FridayFeeling

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Death Stars & Stripes...
#NotEver #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #TrumpWars #TrumpStrikesBack #StarWars #NeverTrump

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A New Hope for the American Empire. #HopeOnItunes

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Elect him not we must. #NotEver #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #TrumpWars #TrumpStrikesBack #StarWars #NeverTrump #FF

[Donald T. Rump @RumpForPrez]

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[Donald T. Rump @RumpForPrez]

In a universe far too near... #NotEver #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #TrumpWars #TrumpStrikesBack #StarWars #NeverTrump

[Donald T. Rump @RumpForPrez]

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[Donald T. Rump @RumpForPrez]

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[Donald T. Rump @RumpForPrez]

Right now, in a universe too close to home... @iamjohnoliver #NeverTrump #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #TrumpStrikesBack