The Rumpo Kid

Extravagantly well-hung gunsmith. Irresistible to fit birds everywhere.

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#CelluloidGold

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The don't write dialogue like this any more.

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Greatest pick up line of all time?

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Bernard's got an awfully big chopper.

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Get woken up every morning by birds on the roof.

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These new x-ray specs of mine are a marvel.

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Always been a brilliant judge of talent.

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Who's that at the door?

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What will you be wearing, Bernie?

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"You've not got any soap on that bit."

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"Oooh Matron, take them away!"

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Must ask Frankie for the address of his hospital.

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Happy 2019!

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2018.

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Merry Christmas to one and all!

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Fancy a roll?

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Don't make 'em like this anymore.

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ISIS wouldn't have lasted half an hour with these lads.

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Another day.
Another one for the chop.