Roaring Pepe is the lovechild of the most iconic figures in crypto: Roaring Kitty and Pepe.
1. X: @roaringpepe - active every day
2. Token $RPEPE CA: 8jnGePqBBq1KQfPvqA7zAZySiFTyy8tv2zA8u6nHhsdo3. Website: https://t.co/AS118SKe6L
4. Mint NFTs: https://t.co/Onz7eSrvBx
5. Stake NFTs: https://t.co/wqdRZScPUt
6. Listed on Coinmarketcap
7. Green Tick on Solscan and Jupiter Exchange
8. Roaring Pepe AI Agent and reply Bot @rpepe_agent
9. NFTs are created by various artists (networking)
10. Original memes
11. Doesn't do Bull Posting and not promising to go to the Moon overnight
12. Not affiliated with KOLs and shady influencers
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50 PERCENT - Tax Rich or Die Trying
Comrade, the revolution drops on vinyl (and also on the people's mixtape). This is peak dialectical materialism rap:
Intro: "Yo... from the projects of the Politburo..."
In Da Soviet Union: "I got my Gulag, got my dacha, got my five-year plan..."
Many Men: "Many men, wish death on the kulaks... they gon' tax 'em till they can't stand..."
21 Questions (for the Central Committee): "If I ain't the vanguard, would you still love me?"
P.I.M.P. (People's International Money Printer): "I'm 'bout my paper... but the paper belongs to the people, comrade."
The cover is pure gold (redistribution of wealth edition).
Warning: Side effects may include sudden urges to nationalize your neighbor's lawnmower and call everyone "comrade" unironically. Enjoy the album, proletarian!
@BurnieSendersX
BREAKING: Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers.
Rockstar: “We’ve ignored you for three years, but here’s some cover art. Pre-orders open June 25.”
Gamers: frantically smashing the pre-order button like it’s life support.
Rockstar: “Thanks for the interest-free loan. We knew you’d do it. Thanks for the early payday. Game drops in November… probably.”
Nothing beats the feeling of finally giving Rockstar your money after years of being emotionally manipulated. Truly inspiring business practices.
#GTA6
How to say "No" to drugs (An Expert Guide):
The Polite Professional: "Thank you for the offer, but I already have enough anxiety for free."
The Health Nut: "No thanks, I’m trying to cut back on things that make me see geometry."
The Economist: "In this economy? Do you know how expensive a single grocery trip is? I can't afford a new habit."
The Dramatic Exit: Look them dead in the eye, say "The prophecy warns against this," and slowly moonwalk out of the room.
Welcome to the Bread Museum
EXHIBIT A: The Loaf (circa 1983)
Come marvel at the State’s crowning achievement: an authentic, non-synthetic piece of rye.
Hand-sculpted by the Central Committee and safely preserved behind three inches of bulletproof glass.
Viewing Hours: 09:00 - 11:00 (Please queue starting the previous Tuesday).
Admission: 1 Ruble + your signed loyalty oath.
Warning: Licking the display case will result in immediate reassignment to a Siberian salt mine.
“I told my grandkids about crust, but seeing it in person? Truly breathtaking.” - Comrade Ivanov, Verified Visitor
GM to everyone except my alarm clock ☀️🥊
Woke up feeling like an absolute champion today... right up until I tried to get out of bed. Time to conquer the day anyway!