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[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

my fall plans the delta variant

[Run Fast Travel Slow @RunFastRFTS]

Upvote.

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

All I ask for on #SocialMediaDay is that we stop putting links in Instagram captions.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

@TomBrady @HBOTheShop .@TomBrady: “I usually say the opposite. If they got a shitty corner, I’ll say, ‘That guy’s unbelievable. I don’t know how they can complete balls over there.’ And in my mind, I’m thinking, ‘I’m going to go at that mother fuc*er all day.’"

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[Run Fast Travel Slow @RunFastRFTS]

When class runs late on Zoom, but you have Thai food takeout waiting for you in the other room.

[Run Fast Travel Slow @RunFastRFTS]

@patrick_renna @annnewelch This was the correct answer.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Tucker Carlson said Joe and Jill Biden's marriage is "as real as climate change." Because it's been around since the Carter administration, and it's only getting hotter?

[Capitol Hill Books @chbooksdc]

Can someone start a rumor on Reddit that used paperbacks are about to skyrocket in value?

[Run Fast Travel Slow @RunFastRFTS]

2021 flex: doing my evening skincare routine at 5pm.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

She was a prophet. And we mocked her.

[Run Fast Travel Slow @RunFastRFTS]

❤️

[Ryan Struyk @ryanstruyk]

Dr. Fauci on @CNN: "I took a trip up there to the North Pole, and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself. I measured his level of immunity, and he is good to go. He can come down the chimney. He can leave the presents. You have nothing to worry about."

[Run Fast Travel Slow @RunFastRFTS]

@jenbo1 Start crate training day one and be consistent with it. Don’t give in when your puppy whines or barks! Slowly build up the duration of time your pup can be in the crate. Crate training will be key to you being able to WFH successfully.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Happy birthday, @JoeBiden! Today you may be 78, but in two months, you’ll be 46.

[Run Fast Travel Slow @RunFastRFTS]

@JWLevitt @brooklinen Brooklinen sheets are unbelievably good. I had no idea what I was missing. Oh, and the pillows too!

[Run Fast Travel Slow @RunFastRFTS]

I’m just here for the Christmas content.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

So from a film production standpoint, if the art department comes to me and said here's the location and set dressing for the big scene in which a major-party American presidential campaign makes the claim of widespread election fraud, all involved are so unbelievably fired.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

This time of year I love watching the states change color.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

It’s Christmas at Starbucks, it’s Pandemic March in my head, Election Day is a week long, WHEN ARE WE

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

Wow... there *is* always a tweet.