Moriah

Just my random thoughts

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@michalahhopper I’m so stressed for you. Mine is at 6.

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I’m feeling personally attacked.

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@meowllory92 Girl don’t you have age limits set on that thing what are you doing allowing children to like your profile 😂

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@TEH_Strader @mrediker Not hipster enough

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@TEH_Strader @mrediker Gasp!! Never heard the song Chocolate?

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When I hear someone pronounce it “hore-chata”

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I don’t really understand the hype behind dutch crunch bread bc all it does it scrape the roof of my mouth

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@mrediker HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL 😍

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Whoever marries me needs to accept that taking massive naps on the weekend are an integral part of my schedule

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@uh_lyss_uh_rae Literally asked my stepdad “who’s making Mac n cheese?” And he said no one so I was like ok guess I’m making Mac n cheese

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Bought some new jeans and my Gen Z intern said she really liked them.

Does this mean I’m hip?

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@bmhaworth He might as well have said it. That and “I reckon”

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Nothing like eaves dropping on people in Houston airport having political conversations 👀

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“People think just because you’re white you’re a racist… and that’s just not true!”

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“The illegals come and take cash money and just send it straight back to wherever they came from! They aren’t paying into taxes!!”

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@mrediker Lol they said Jean Grey is a Gemini I can’t

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@AlexMeisler Never.

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Watching kindergarteners try to dribble a basketball might be the funniest thing I have ever seen

[Moriah @RunHipsterRun]

A student today: “I like your shoes my grandma has the same ones”