Michael Myers

Knocking people off since 1963. Mental Institution drop out. 45 Lampkin Lane, Haddonfield, Illinois. Not a fan of running.

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

The face I make when I'm hiding under a victims bed and i get a text from @JasonLVoorhees saying "lol I'm on the other side of the bed"

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

It's September.. that means October is... brb gotta go to the hardware store quick.

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

PSA: Haddonfield isn't having its annual walk for life this year due to the amount of fatalities last year.

I personally apologize for that

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

Heres a cool mirror pic I took last night in my neighbors room right before I sta.... nvm

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

Uh.. if anyone sees a 16 inch kitchen knife laying around (potentially in someone's back) please let me know, I lost it last night.

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

If you haven't yet, check out @DeadByBHVR killer DLC featuring yours truly. Creep in real everyone.

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

@SuperG3NTHD @JasonLVoorhees No such thing as shade between Jason and I. He once threw a machete in my arm because I didn't close the door. Best friends ever since.

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

Killer collection. Replace the mighty ducks mask with one of mine though. https://t.co/15Z5QjiOJj

[Jeff Turner @JeffTurner5]

Thought you guys would appreciate @JasonLVoorhees @RunMichaelMyers

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

Anyone know where I could get a big freezer? I'm stalking up on Halloween decorations and my main freezer is full.. thanks.

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

The face you make when you find a victim hiding in the closet

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

Thank you's to all 7,000 of you maniacs for following me on here. Creep'n it real 🎃🔪

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

The face I make when a person walks in their room and I haven't found a place to hide yet

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

@JasonLVoorhees yo, are we still going to the Haddionfield fair tonight? There's so many drunk people we could slaught.... you know, text me

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

Not a whole lot more uncomfortable than a wedgie In a jumpsuit.
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Well maybe a knife in the sternum, but still.

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

PSA: I am not welcome at Comic Con this year due to last years "incident" with the other vendors, I apologize for any inconvenience.

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

My Top 5 movies of all time.

1. Halloween
2. Friday the 13th Part 3
3. Nightmare on elm street
4. Space Jam
5. Scream 2

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

@CliftonTG @Halloweenmovies Doorway in the nursery duuuh

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

Itsss hump day! Unless you're at Crystal Lake.. highllllllyyyyyy recommend you don't hump there.. @JasonLVoorhees doesn't like it.. at all.

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

I'm often asked if the boogeyman is afraid of anything, and that answer is yes.
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Elephants.
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Why do you think I live in Illinois.

[Michael Myers @RunMichaelMyers]

I'm at crystal lake but it's pretty dead after the 4th of July.. seriously there's like 100+ bodies, @JasonLVoorhees is incredible