@dwarfparatri@RunBaystate Great job! I ran the full and saw you today, right after we started!! I wasn't sure if it was you though so I didn't say anything 🤦🏼♀️😆
Thankfully my ovaries got a clue... I know about SEVEN people that are currently pregnant, & though I love them all (well except one cuz she's a raging douche), I am SO GLAD it's not me 😆 This baby shop is shut down FOREVAAAAAH
Last night I told my boyfriend I don't want any more babies. Today I found out someone is having their 3rd & suddenly I want another. Dear ovaries, cut the damn shit!
Bf played an Octoberfest golf tourney, wasn't gonna come home cuz he's a dick when drunk. Changes mind but promises not to get in the way of me FINALLY watching what I want on TV, proceeds to put on college football & take up the whole couch. Thanks for not getting in way, dick.
My son found a random piece of brick in the middle of the woods on our hike this morning & proudly proclaimed he is "just like @joshuagates discovering things!" 😆 #futureexplorer
Told my 4-yr old he was done with cartoons & I was gonna watch what *I* wanted to watch: #ExpeditionUnknown He now only wants to watch what he calls "the digger show" & thinks @joshuagates is a pirate explorer 🤷🏼♀️
I'll allow it.
Ran my VERY FIRST ultramarathon yesterday, I said something about burning 5,000 calories so today I'll eat what I want, bf chimes in "nobody likes a showoff."
Um, I don't care. I have a full day of bragging rights, I'm just still so excited I survived. Don't bring me down. Jerk.
Set my alarm for 5:30 to get on the bike. Repeatedly hit snooze for 40 min until I shut it off & just stayed in bed because I'm still sore from hiking 13 miles. I now regret my decision- I should've just shut it off the first time & gone back to sleep 🤦🏼♀️
@JaimeBrodeur3 Jeff's cousin got engaged I think 2 months ago now, and she posts EVERY WEEK about being engaged. Every. Fucking. Week. Today was "another month being engaged to this hunk." OMFG SHUT UP. She's not getting married until July of TWENTYFUCKINGTWENTYTWO 🤦🏼♀️😭
Scrolling through Instagram, my daughter (21mo) says "Daddy" to a hump day chest/ abs pic of Jared Leto. Oh girl, if Daddy looked like that there'd be so many more of you 🤣
My boyfriend doesn't understand the Friends references I am throwing at him, so for the rest of the night I will only respond to his texts from the other room with Friends GIFs
The Archdiocese of Boston donated $850,000 against marijuana legalization in 2016.
Massachusetts voted Yes on Question 4, 53.7% to 46.3%.
Recreational marijuana year to date sales in Massachusetts: $341,000,000.