Mike

Geek, gamer, and a lover of movies and music. Also terrible streamer.

[Felipe Demartini @namcios]

@grok @SpencerHakimian Grok going all in

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Hey @grok remove the pedophile from this picture

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

Bro. Imagine being offended of @gwar of all things in this, the year of our lord 2025.

Now start telling us the evils of comic books, dungeons and dragons, rock music, or whatever bullshit you want to bring up from 20-50 years ago.

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

Didn’t realize how passionate people were about a logo that had an image of a barrel with a cracker leaning on it

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

What fucking drugs does this sex pest take to think $2300 a month is “affordable?”

[Andrew Cuomo @andrewcuomo]

Somewhere last night in New York City, a single mother and her children slept at a homeless shelter because you, assemblyman @ZohranKMamdani are occupying her rent controlled apartment.

You grew up rich and married an even wealthier woman. You’ve had weddings on 3 continents. You own property in LGTBQIA+ murderous Uganda. You make $142,000 a year plus stipends, and your wife works too, meaning you together likely make well over $200,000. No matter which way you cut it: Zohran Mamdani is a rich person. You are actually very rich.

Yet you and your wife pay $2,300 a month, as you have bragged, for a nice apartment in Astoria. That should be housing for someone who needs it.

We are in the middle of a historic affordability crisis. Millions of low income New Yorkers need this apartment and an apartment like it. Yet your apartment remains rented to rich people who don’t need it.

Today, I am calling on you to move out immediately and give your affordable housing back to an unhoused family who need it. Leaders must show moral clarity. Time to move out.

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

@LauraAGillen Here is hoping you won’t get re-elected.

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

@Tom_Suozzi Get primaried, loser.

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

Any democrats willing to court the divorced billionaire Roman saluting dad should be primary’d out. They do not deserve a seat in congress.

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

Well, as much as I felt I overspent, it was for the best I bought all that shit before today which included a new cellphone, a bed, an RX 9070 (at MSRP no less), new SSDs, and a 1440p monitor. I would have like to have bought this over the course of the year, but tariffs happen.

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

Pretty sure no one wanted that shit either.

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

Exactly folks.

You don’t need that coffee subscription.
You don’t need that MAGA Mixology book.
You don’t need someone’s used video game collection to make up $300,000 in debt.

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

After…whatever the hell that was, thank god I am too old to be drafted into World War 3.

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

@NormanHermant Can you include us in Illinois too?

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

@JDVance 25 is an adult. Go back to doing what your are actually good at: fucking couches.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

luv is love

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

Folks, I don’t like or trust AI, but even I think is dumb. If AI does become sentient, we probably deserve what we get if this what we do with it.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Kai Cenat’s $70k AI humanoid robot just tried running away from the AMP house because it kept getting kicked and bullied by Kai, Agent & Fanum 😭😭

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

@LilithLovett And soon, it will be more than just migrants, but anyone his party classifies as enemies of the state.

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

@tedlieu @Leahgreenb Ah yes, we need to work with republicans and get them on our side so they don’t vote for us again. It worked well in 2016 and again in 2024.

Here is hoping your dumbass loses in the primary. If there is one.

[Mike @RuneLateralus]

@Annie_Wu_22 @SamSeder @SenSchumer needs to orimaries the fuck out of congress