Alex Runham

[The Venerable Jeff of Bingen @petrolemulsion]

Patrick Stewart as gay opera director Alistair Burke in one of my favourite scenes in Frasier. Rest in Peace

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Fox: Why are you here this morning?

Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Another lacklustre effort from Enid Blyton.

[Pastor Shapes @pastorshapes]

@MartinSLewis Go and guard the Musée d'Orsay. You can be the Monet Saving Expert.

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

What. The. Actual. Fuck…
Praising Vladimir Putin as a humanitarian? What world are you living in? It’s obscene

[Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss]

None of this would be happening if Marco Rubio were still alive.

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

😂😂

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

At last! Big congrats to all esp @carolecadwalla As MP I was proud to join a court case to try to force ministers to hold an inquiry into the impact of Russian interference on the Brexit vote & other recent elections - their lack of curiosity was stunning
https://t.co/Bnpf54PN3V

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Like I said: A puppet.

[Graeme Bandeira @GraemeBandeira]

Great wander around Elland Road today. Lots of development going on. The old facade on the West Stand has been completely stripped back. Took plenty of pics so am looking forward to producing more artworks to continue with my latest project, which will become a 2028 calendar 👍

[Leeds United Argentina @LeedsARG_]

La fecha FIFA sin el Leeds me está poniendo nostálgico, así que es momento de recordar...

Al Leeds de Bielsa 🕊️

[CNN Communications @CNNPR]

CNN Statement on White House access:

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

Des Lynam is 84 years old today.

Quite simply one of the greatest sports broadcasters there has ever been.

[Natalka @NatalkaKyiv]

I had a great conversation with Hitler. He wants to make a deal. Hard to believe Churchill hates him. Let’s hope Churchill is willing to surrender so I can brag about how great I am at making deals.

[Nicholas Burns @RNicholasBurns]

The lesson I learned as U.S. Ambassador to NATO on 9/11 when our Allies rushed to defend us—it’s good to have friends in the world. We need them now more than ever.

[John O’Brennan @JohnOBrennan2]

A line written in the Kremlin.

First used in Britain in 2016.

The rest is history.

[Jonny Cooper @JRCooper26]

Since losing to Sunderland on 3 March, Leeds have lost just three out of 17 games - all three have been in London.

Last 15 games in London: LLLLDLLDDDDLDLL

It goes on. #lufc

[stats @lufcstats]

Micheal Zetterer is the first Leeds United goalkeeper to make his debut at Stamford Bridge since John Daniels in 1935! Hopefully he won’t concede 7 like Daniels! Daniels never played again!

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"I once resigned from a job I didn't have."