a r

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

Never forget when X updated the platform and showed the DHS is based in Israel

[Lana🥀🇵🇸 @mevsburnerr]

Is this not fucking treason bro?

[a r @RunkTheHunk]

"Bye-ah-pick" just rolls off the tongue so much better

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

why do so many people pronounce "biopic" like that

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

OBSESSION going over $5 million on a Wednesday in its third week of release is nuts.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

6-0 season sweep

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid over $4 a gallon for gas today, I thought to myself, “Thank god the reflecting pool is bigger than skyscrapers.”

[a r @RunkTheHunk]

It should be illegal for a bank to charge a fee to cash a check FROM THAT BANK

[Rhea @4eyedRaven]

Seven years ago today, Matt Reeves revealed his Batman 🦇

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

50.2 scoreless innings in a row

Cristopher Sanchez is just sensational

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

What. a. run.

Cristopher Sánchez, take a bow

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

CRISTOPHER SANCHEZ HAS THE LONGEST SCORELESS STREAK BY ANY LEFT HANDED PITCHER IN MLB HISTORY!!!

INCREDIBLE RECORD

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Jeff Skversky @JeffSkversky]

Nick Castellanos designated for assignment by Padres while in Philly for his 1st series back since leaving Phillies

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The Padres announced that they have designated Nick Castellanos for assignment.

Castellanos hit .191 in 115 at-bats for San Diego this season.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

One dominant, historic, Sán-sational month

Introducing your NL Pitcher of the Month, Cristopher Sánchez!

[Jay 🦅💚 (JST) @EaglesBurna]

If Maye doesn’t get him at LEAST 1400 yards this year I promise you Eagles fans will be unbearable on this app

[Shriya Saini @ShriyaSainii]

every day i’m more glad the dagger went to smitty.

[🍋 #SincereFC #KCFC @MAKA1LEMON]

Look at the ball placement