Catherine Harrison

Fluent in sarcasm.
Natural demeanour - drunk and taking the piss.
General observer and critic - tbh, this is why I run - you'd be surprised what you see.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

Get well soon, Carlos Alcaraz. Men's tennis needs you. #frenchopen

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

This blatant "rules for Sinner, different ones for the less privileged" bs that's going on needs to stop. It's shocking.#frenchopen

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@Kevs_view Jack is principally meh because we haven't a chuffing clue who he is (or where most of the time).

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

Why do the producers always give the most airtime to the ones who annoy the knickers off me and make the ones I like cook in a little bunker under the main studio? #masterchefau

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@DarrenH05653038 @AnthonyAinsdale You're supposedly working for the NHS and you support Restore? Yeah - good luck with that. Enjoy signing on.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@rosebud_jurado @ChrisWickNews You trusted a compulsive liar. That was your first mistake.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@GaryPetersonUSA @Conf6432 Neither would God.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@LucyTCWife Still trying to claim victim status? You make me sick. You brought everything you received on yourself.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@beverleyturner I'd be thrilled if you'd stop spouting complete garbage. But that's never going to happen.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@LauraEWebsterr With no due respect Mr Mandelson, you can sod right off. And when you get there, you can sod off some more.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@implausibleblog That would make zero then.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@atrupar Bollocks it was...

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@ConsvAF @atrupar He deserves the piece of crap prize.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

I don't know which bright spark came up with this bottom four malarkey but I wouldn't be rushing to give them a pay rise. #Strictly

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@atrupar Umm... how can I put this?

Vance, this is total bollocks and you are a dangerous, ignorant gobshite who has been promoted way beyond your ability.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@BaxarHyperion @dannyjohnson79 @reformexposed Clearly by many of the replies here, it exposes a complete lack of irony.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@ErskineColin If that's truly what you think, there's no point engaging any further.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

Whatever you think about the result. Whatever you think about the editing. Whether you think Callum is a better cook overall...

Laura is not the worst winner. That's risible. The final two are the strongest there's ever been.
And for me, that's the problem. #MasterChefAU

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@sophielouisecc Zelensky is fighting the two major powers from the east and the west of the world. He needs support.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@tws4042 @sophielouisecc No. He doesn't. You're a lying knob.

[Catherine Harrison @RunnerCathyH]

@RyanMcS41850665 @bigaussiescot @sophielouisecc In her diseased mind...