Since MAGA is out there once again saying their Melon-hued Messiah is making “prayer great again”, let’s talk about God and Trump, shall we?
When Donald was a 5 year-old boy, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a crib in the neighboring yard.
When he was eligible for the draft, while his peers went off to war, he sought medical deferments for an ailment he didn’t have.
He left his first wife, who said he raped her, for his second wife, who he cheated on with his third wife, who he cheated on with a porn star and a Playmate, who he then paid to keep quiet, before he lied about the money he paid them.
Yes, really.
He bragged about grabbing women by the pussy when he wasn’t making fun of their looks, their weight, their menstrual cycles, or calling them “dogs,” he cheated people out of their money, stole from charities, mocked a disabled reporter, joked about Paul Pelosi being attacked by a man with a hammer, opined about having sex with his daughter, insulted people who stutter, said he didn’t want war-wounded amputees in his sight, golfed and tweeted while Americans died from Covid, incited horrific violence in order to install himself in an office he was voted out of, and then pardoned every single person who perpetrated the violence he himself incited.
He is named in the files of a notorious sex trafficker he spent decades being best friends with, and relocated said sex trafficker’s partner in crime to a bougie Club Fed cushioned with comforts most of the survivors of her abuse will never know.
Yes, really.
He’s a sociopathic, narcissistic, pathologically lying, serial sexual predator, and a bigoted, hateful, vitriolic criminal conman who refers to innocent immigrants as “vermin,” while praising murderous despots at the same time.
He can’t cite a single passage from the Bible when asked but will still sell them for profit, he doesn’t attend church but worships instead every Sunday at Our Lady of The Perpetual Mulligan, and he’s even had the audacity to refer to himself as the second coming of Jesus.
Yes, really.
God has turned him into a tomato-sauce-stained sloth-like felon with bruised hands, slurred speech and swollen ankles. God impeached him twice, made him lose reelection once and visited upon his first term in office a once-in-a-lifetime global pandemic which ravaged our country along with the rest of the world. And then God convicted him on 34 counts and found him liable of defamation, sexual abuse & business fraud.
God created someone as hateful, impulsive, intolerant, needy, angry, vengeful, malevolent, selfish, sadistic, depraved, amoral, areligious, idiotic, envious, devious and evil as Donald Trump, made his first presidency the most infamous in the history of time, and then rained down upon him the hammer of justice in historic fashion all so that he could return him to the office he once tried to steal?
That’s God at work, is it?
He handed the highest political office on the planet to the physical embodiment of the seven deadly sins rolled into a sadistic, senile, septuagenarian who personifies everything Jesus spoke against because he is so “devout”?
The truth is that slimmest plurality of Americans, comprised of the dumbest, most willfully self-sabotaging fools in this country put him back in office for a second term because they either couldn’t or wouldn’t vote for a Black woman.
But that victory is what the cult will point to as the “proof” their spiteful psychopathic savior was sent “by God.”
Really?!?
That he was “chosen” by God himself.
Well, that’s straight up bullshit.
But it’s also what they have to tell themselves, because despite everything he’s done and everything he’s said, despite what they can see with their own eyes and hear with their own ears—MAGA will still believe what they need to believe.
Because the truth is that this was never about God.
These people don’t worship God.
They worship Trump.
I drew this last November 26th knowing full well no self-respecting family newspaper in the country would be likely to print it. I was right. But given the events of this weekend, I’m gonna to let ‘er rip anyway.
#USA#Canada#tariffs@realDonaldTrump
Trump could drop his pants and take a huge steaming shit on the Bible, then wipe his ass with the Constitution, before taking a piss on a crucifix while screaming “Jesus was a Loser” and he wouldn’t lose a single MAGA vote.
I'm in NJ and Channel 2 CBS NY just said that Taylor Swifts plane just landed in Chicago about 30 minutes ago. Beyonce is already in Chicago as of noon time. Big names for the closing night on the DNC perhaps? Come on Blue wave.
Could you imagine tonight Kamala walking out with Taylor Swift on one arm and Beyonce on the other?
The place will go nuts, and at that point, it's pretty much game, set, match.
The people attacking or making fun of 17-year-old Gus Walz just don’t understand what JOY and LOVE are all about. They wish they had someone who cared as much about them as Gus does his dad.
Gus has a non verbal learning disability. He is neurodivergent and has ADHD. He is proud of his father. Now shut up already.
I’m glad to see people on both sides of the aisle pushing back on the filth that’s out there.
Treat people as if they are your own kids.
Mesa, AZ Republican Mayor John Giles: I do not recognize my party. I have something to say to those of us who are in the middle: You don’t owe a damn thing to that party. You don’t owe anything to a party that is out of touch and hell-bent on taking us backward. And by all means, you owe no loyalty to a candidate who is morally and ethically bankrupt. In the spirit of the great Senator John McCain, please join me in putting country over party and stopping Donald Trump.
Taylor Swift has given approval to the HarrisWalz campaign to use her song catalog for all of their rallies and Dem Convention (as Beyonce did as well). It's over for TrumpVance!
So you mean to tell me that Biden went to Atlanta for the debate, stayed up all night at the Waffle House, flew to NC the next day and went OFF at a rally, and then went to NYC to stand up for the LGBTQ community at a Stonewall event with Elton John?!?!
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HOLY MOLY!!! President Biden just knocked his speech out of the park today.
You have to see this.
Biden got very real in his closing remarks:
“Let me close with this. I know I'm not a young man. I don't walk as easily as I used to. I don't talk as smoothly as I used to. I don't debate as well as I used to.
Well, I know what I do know. I know how to tell the truth. I know right from wrong. I know how to do this job. I know how to get things done. I know, like millions of Americans, when you get knocked down, you get back up.
I know what it will take to bring this economy to everybody. I know what it'll take to rally the world to stand up against Putin and defend freedom.
And I know what it takes to keep the world safe and free for the years ahead. Folks, I give you my word as a Biden, I would not be running again if I didn't believe, with all my heart and soul that I can do this job because, quite frankly, the stakes are too high.”
Wow.
This was a masterful speech.
The news from PGA Tour of the sad passing of Grayson Murray earlier today is devastating, not just as somebody who writes about golf but also being a recovered alcoholic with 10 years sobriety.
The nature of this disease is insidious. They say that addiction is the disease, but using and drinking are simply the symptoms.
Just when you think things are getting better, it constantly tries to find ways to self-destruct. Finding ways to keep my life balanced, to find peace, and to rectify any wrongs in my life is a battle I still maintain on a daily basis to keep my sobriety.
I've lost many a friend to this disease, all far too young. Even those who don't drink again who end their life as tortured souls, when they haven't found peace and contentment in their life in the absence of substances.
Alcoholism and addiction is perhaps the most misunderstood disease in society. The general public can't have a little bit of diabetes. But my "normal" friends can have one beer and leave it.
As alcoholics, we can't. Alcohol and substances help us escape reality, and we see the sole purpose of alcohol as a vehicle to achieve that. If an alcoholic has one drink, invariably they think 10 will be better.
I've also had many a friend pass away whose bodies have been wrecked through years of abuse. Their cause of death gets listed as "heart attack" or "liver disease".
I can't pretend to know the finer details of what happened in this instance. But rest assured, whatever the coroner's report list as the cause of death it should really read "alcoholism".
I'll continue advocating and working for a better understanding of this disease. It will make society better in so many ways, but also mean we have less instances of the devastating news we all read today.
RIP Grayson Murray. I hope you find the peace you were so desperately searching for, and I'm sorry for you and your loved ones that you didn't find it in this world.
#PGA #PGATour #RIPGrayson