Jo Schmo

Marathoner | PA-S

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

Can someone please explain to me why older people always use ellipses on social media? #... #whatarewewaitingfor #cliffhanger

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

Spending my day watching the #scrippsbee finals and realizing I have a horrible vocabulary 📖 #icolleged

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

Can I move already? #sotiredofpacking 🏡🚚

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

I didn't think I would be this excited but HELL YEAH OUR NEW APARTMENT HAS HARDWOOD #startedfromthebottomnowwerehere 😂

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

Well shit #GoT

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

You know your priorities are in order when you remember your neighbor's dog's name, but not theirs #doglover4lyfe 🐶

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

My need for tattoos and my need for a stable bank account are constantly battling each other #thisjustin #thetattsarewinning #whoops

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

35 days. #eek 📖💉🔬✏

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

Let's be clear tho, I've been lifting more often lately and my bowling game significantly improved last night 💪🎳 #deezguns

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

Tomorrow is the first day of May, and also the first day of several shifts ending in goodbyes. #tmcfamily #uglycrying

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

Things I don't want to hear while @KeepinitReal531 is driving us home, "Where the f*** am I?!" #lol #youreintucson #notphx

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

Literally me https://t.co/z9J4zZJe73

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

19 things people with type-A personality just get https://t.co/j8UL7wmgG4

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

God is playing game of thrones with our rad musicians

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

Speed workout ✔
Oatmeal ✔
The Price is Right ✔

#finallyhaveadayoff

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

Spent way too much money on my first ever North Face jacket today and I have no regrets (okay some regrets) 👍#theregoesmygrocerymoney

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

I can't even. #PowerpuffYourself

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

I would scream https://t.co/9eyOEazubI

[Mikey Burton @mikeyburton]

trump announces campaign was an elaborate/hilarious april fools prank (fingers crossed)

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

I've never felt so sorry for Bill Murray

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Protesters block traffic near Arizona Trump event. Watch on CNN. @abc15 https://t.co/N9BLvUc389

[Jo Schmo @RunninJoEllen]

This infuriates me so much. Let's just promote more body shaming and endorse eating disorders, shall we? #ugh https://t.co/0t7a5Jf9Ki

[The New York Times @nytimes]

With #A4Waist, some in China are boasting that they are, so to speak, paper thin https://t.co/CBqe22HZMM