Rob

Love running, hiking, camping, anything outdoors. Go Steelers, Penguins, Pirates!

[Rob @RunningRobD]

.@bobandsheri @sherilynch your adoring listeners have follow-up questions!! Which condiment would win in a national election? ...by popular vote? ...in the electoral college (votes weighted by state population)?

YOU CAN’T LEAVE US HANGING!!!

[Rob @RunningRobD]

.@bobandsheri @sherilynch how about Bob’s Bushery! Or if he wants to get extra classy, Bob’s Haberbushery. It’s like a haberdashery, but for shrubs 😂

[Rob @RunningRobD]

Gold Medal effort!!! We have reassembly at maximum cleaning capacity!
Happy to report the apples and @Yuengling_Beer have returned to their rightful homes - blueberry juice free!
Rob - 1
Fridge - 0
#RobVSfridge

[Rob @RunningRobD]

After a full tear-down and thorough scrubbing, I believe we’re ready for reconstruction.

I should have considered a sandblaster... or a new fridge!!

@RRRawlings can @GasMonkeyGarage restore a GE? #RobVSfridge

[Rob @RunningRobD]

Falling further down the rabbit hole! @generalelectric you are the Ivan to my Rocky #RobVSfridge

[Rob @RunningRobD]

It’s time to bring in the heavy hitters! Thank you @Windex and @Bounty , we make a great time! Want to go Curling 🥌 next?
#RobVSfridge

[Rob @RunningRobD]

I’m not sure that was supposed to come apart. Fridge may have a temporary upper hand... #RobVSfridge

[Rob @RunningRobD]

Ok, this shit’s getting real! Fridge, you’re going DOWN!!!
#RobVSfridge

[Rob @RunningRobD]

What’s this dried blueberry syrup?
#RobVSfridge

[Rob @RunningRobD]

Rob: “this is really gross!”
#RobVSfridge

[Rob @RunningRobD]

“Honey, will you wipe down the fridge?”
Sure!!
#RobVSfridge

[Rob @RunningRobD]

Anyone else expect this will end up being pretty “anticlimactic?” https://t.co/Dsyh3XnLyD

[AP Race Calls @AP_RaceCalls]

Porn star who alleged Trump affair: I can now tell my story: https://t.co/XC8b7PskCd

[Rob @RunningRobD]

Wait, it takes a full 3:20 to get to the drum break?!? I'm not sure if this is Awesome or Awful 😂 But I feel like my life is complete now that I know this https://t.co/XTozZMsuQu

[Phil Collins @PhilCollinsFeed]

If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.

[Rob @RunningRobD]

How is this not ALREADY a thing?!? Baffling! https://t.co/walhXUQO5p

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

NEW: US House Committee on Administration announces it will release bill in January requiring Members of Congress be "personally accountable" when settling sex harassment lawsuits

[Rob @RunningRobD]

Hey @BrunoMars if you play our wedding, I'll let you be a groomsman! And the #Hooligans can be bridesmaids for @LC_Lorena90 #DiFranklyInLove

[Rob @RunningRobD]

Hey @BrunoMars do you think #Julio will serve that Scampi at our wedding before you play for @LC_Lorena90 and me? #DiFranklyInLove

[Rob @RunningRobD]

Hey @BrunoMars Mom was visiting so I missed a few days tweeting at ya. But she wants to know if you'll teach her to 💃 at my wedding to @LC_Lorena90 ?

[Rob @RunningRobD]

"Despite" or "Because Of"? #ConfidentMan https://t.co/te1gGJaHhU

[Alan Cavanna @AlanCavanna]

@RunningRobD despite choices like this...you’ve found someone to marry you. Good job, buddy

[James Comey @Comey]

“Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. ... Most people can bear adversity; but if you wish to know what a man really is give him power. “ Robert G. Ingersoll (1883, speaking of Lincoln)

[Rob @RunningRobD]

And what has changed since? ... https://t.co/K7qkwI8e6M

[Marti Hause @MHause]

It’s been 5 years since 20 children and 6 employees were gunned down at Sandy Hook.

“‘Twelve-fourteen’ is shorthand for enduring pain in this town.”

https://t.co/PK6xPtInLn